There's only one month left. I really hate when I always get ambushed by a bunch of space idiot that have lost their minds. That is meaning the Guardians of the Galaxy again. But I never knew that it was going to be intense but at the same time I had some fun dealing with it. Or I mean them. :)
See this is what really happened.
Drax: tried to catch me off guard on a roof top while I was looking for my KGB agent that apparently got away. Tony is known to sneak up on me but he knows that I can get him. He ended up with a broken jaw and a bloody nose. Not Tony, Drax.
Gamora: got one of her little knives and slit some of my skin on my face and stabbed me on the calve and thigh. Steve and Clint is going to kill her when they find out about that. She ended up with a bloody eye and lip. Nice way to start up a little war with me. I will tear her apart when I see her again. And I hope she doesn't have her little back up. She started it and I'm going to finish it up.
Starlord or star prince?: decided he wanted to go on a little trip down to hell. Messed up my suit. I don't really know how he did it to my suit...he must be some kind of alien... The entire bottom got cut off and on my rib, he decided to play peek a boo. Tony...I guess you need to make me a suit. It's funny because I ended up having him tied upside down on a light pole.
Groot and Rocket: those little idiots... I almost died in an explosion. Thanks to Rocket and now I have branches and stuff that you don't want in your hair in my hair. (You get that?) Thor is going to blow up Groot in pieces and make sure he won't be able to grow back. Everyone is going to kill Rocket just for doing what he did. I hung Rocket in an "unalive tree" and Groot...I don't really know what I did to that tree...Oh! I forget that I had chopped all of his limbs off.
Oh I am so violent...
What am I bragging so much?
But at the same time I'n actually going to keep bragging...
Maybe later...
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Dear Assassin One Shots
FanficWith Natasha gone for a three month mission, Steve, Clint, and Bruce/Hulk write her letters without letting each other know. Sometime Tony would write when he's feeling horny and alone while his Pepper is out and about with meetings. As time goes th...
