Dear Assassin One Shots

Clint

Dear My love Assassin,

Did you really see the Guardians of the Galaxy? How was your match with Gamora? I know you had to have fun with that one.

See I kinda destroyed Tony's Mark 43, if he mentions anything about you coming back dead, I might go for his 47 or his precious cars. I'm still deciding on that.

He was drunk yesterday night. I didn't mind snooping around to see what's everyone is doing. Tony had a letter as it says:

"Dear Red Head Assassin,

Red Head, where did you go? I miss you and your killer threats.

CLINT DESTROYED MY MARK 43!!!! I need you to beat him with his own quiver.

Hey! When you are back, can you bring home some more of that drink that you bought me last year? I ran out.

And I watched the guys all day on the CCTV.

Clint is in your room hugging or smelling your things.

Steve is in his room moping around or reading or writing something I don't know about.

I don't know what's Bruce is doing. All I know is that he was looking for you when he came back.

Can I ask you a question? What does it means when you are drunk and writing a letter to a crush that you know that you won't in a billion years won't have because she is almost engaged to another assassin? Or should I say a mastered assassin.

So don't forget my drink and answer my question.

-your Tin Man Crush"

Did he seriously asked that question? Its extremely true that he won't take you from me in a billion years because you are my only Red in the world. My only Red Head.

So Steve went to type in Black Widow into Google and thought he would find you. He got one stupid result that I know wasn't true but he belived it. But he had to go on to a mission somewhere in Thailand but I didn't look much into that. Sounded boring.

I want you to lift Thor's hammer when you come back. Let's see if you're that worthy.

Then maybe I could try.

See ya

-Clint