AC: Modern One Shots

Pudding~ Altair and Maria

Not my best work but it's something at least.

It all started quite small. Eventually, it was way too fun that he found it hard to stop.

Altair only got the idea when his wife started to get huge. She was now extremely pregnant and her stomach was ready to pop. The baby inside would want out pretty soon.

On the very first morning he started, the man cooked a huge breakfast for his wife. Bacon, eggs, toast, everything and anything he could find for her to eat.

"Oh, this looks great.", Maria mumbled as she saw Altair bring the plate full of food to her. Her mouth watered as she heard the bacon sizzle and the heat rise from the meal.

They sat at the table and the man had only made one plateful of food. A very huge and greasy, delicious plateful.

At first he let her nibble a piece of the toast but then Altair took a whole chunk just to taste his food.

"Wait a minute, this is good.", he said as he started to take the plate away from her. "Never mind this is too good. I want it. You can make your own breakfast.", he joked.

He laughed as he stuffed his face full of the breakfast. Maria just held a face of disbelief, she left without eating and cursed her husband out.

That was his first joke.

On another morning he hears her throwing up in the restroom and can't contain himself.

Altair knows Maria loves to drink water. She wakes up and the first thing she does is get an icey cold drink.

He eventually goes and opens the door to the restroom and sees her beside the toilet, hurling her insides.

"Aww, don't be a baby. Suck it up, woman! Be tough!", he joked to her.

Maria tried slapping him away and yelled at him, "Shut up!", she was beyond annoyed.

Altair chuckled and lent down beside her. "Cup of water, my love?", he teased her as he held the drink in his hand.

"Oops, sorry this is for me.", and he quickly took the cup and drank from it himself.

Maria growled and slapped him away before punching at his legs and closing the door with him outside.

The third time was a few days later.

They were on their way to the doctor for another check up and Altair could not hold his cool.

Maria and him were in the waiting room. They'd given her a sort of fizzy drink so they'd take a blood sample and so now she was reading through a magazine.

Altair on the other hand was messing with the children toys and trying his best to make Maria play.

"Want a toy? Ah, this is fun!", he lent down and had a grin on his face while Maria groaned.

No one else was in the waiting room, thankfully.

After walking around the room for a few seconds, Altair found a train set and started playing on Maria's belly. The woman had lent her head back and was beyond tired.

"Choo, choo.", Altair chuckled as he moved the little train across her belly. "Look, I'm traveling the world!"

"Get off!", Maria pushed the damn toy off her belly and rolled her eyes.

The man shook his head in disappointment. "You evil alien.", he mumbled to himself.

After the appointment was over, they went outside and started walking toward the parking lot across the street.