GAMBIT - Vinsmoke Ichiji x Reader

16 - My Advice

"Oh my god, you look like shit."

Glancing towards the infirmary doorway I saw Laoise making a disgusted face, and I mimicked it perfectly.
"Oh my god, so do you." I jested back in a faux gasp, though my expression dropped when I spied Yonji trotting right on in behind her. "Why did you bring that?"

The youngest Vinsmoke scrunched up his nose, eyes scanning my bedridden form for a few moments.
"Uh, I live here? I can go wherever the hell I want? You better watch your-" His threat fizzled out into a quiet yelp when Laoise jabbed him in the side with her points little elbow. Grumbling, Yonji rolled his eyes. "How are you feeling?"

Oh. Wow. She has him whip whipped.

I was rightfully sceptical of Yonji's presence, so I knew I couldn't properly confide in Laoise the way I normally would have.
"Ah, you know, I feel amazing considering the fact I walked in on the man I love balls deep inside another woman's pussy, saw the ugly mugs of your brothers, then promptly passed out. I'm just peachy."

Yonji grumbled to himself as Laoise climbed up into the bed to lay alongside me without invitation. Of course, it was welcomed.
"Fuck Corbin. No, seriously, fuck him with something hard and sandpapery. He had the audacity to cheat on you? On you?! With some kitchen harlot he's hardly known...what? Less than a month?"

Yet again, Yonji slotted himself into the conversation without my consent, plonking himself down on the end of the bed, narrowly missing my poor feet.
"Princess here is engaged to Ichiji. How is it cheating if you're marrying someone else?"

I took comfort in the fact that Laoise joined the agitated glare I shot towards the mouldy looking Vinsmoke.
"Babe, do you have a vagina, or the capacity to feel something like this? No? Then keep that pretty little mouth shut, okay?" My dear friend spoke first, and in a much more polite manner than I would have started off with.

"Ichiji-" The second that name passed my lips my chest began to violently hurt again, though I tried not to bring much attention to it. "...I will never marry him. I can't. I won't." Yonji opened his mouth to argue, but another sharp look from his darling stopped him dead in his tracks.

"...Want me to beat him up for you? The other guy, not Ich, I mean." Oh, hey was for sure inly trying to appease Laoise since I was her friend, but it was still incredibly strange to witness him being so...nice.

I let my head fall back against my pillow, my hand rubbing at my chest as though it could ease the pain.
"Nah, you'd kill him." I sighed, turning to Laoise and getting a big face-full of her hair. "Actually, be careful if he hugs you. I told you about that poor baby hare he squished to death when we were kids. I don't want you to be crushed. Don't let him crush you."

Laoise laughed, but it soon petered out when she noticed my constant rubbing at my chest.
"Did the doctors say what's wrong with you? It looks so uncomfortable..." I had expected them to have at least some kind of remedy, even if it was just to alleviate the pain, but even the renound scientists and doctors on Germa had no clue what was wrong with me.

"Actually..." I glanced to the green lug who sat upon the end of my bed like some overgrown guard dog. His head was even tilted like one. I leaned closer to Laoise's side and lowered my voice to a whisper. "Ywhay isyay onjiyay erehay?"

"I'm not dumb, I can understand you." Yonji spoke up, crossing his arms across the chest in an attempt to look intimidating, but he just looked like a jacked toddler.
"Yonji, baby, would you mind giving us a few minutes? Girl talk. You wouldn't understand." Laoise batted her lashes, and I could see Yonji all but swoon before gathering himself again.