Instead of taking our lunch in a fast food chain, we preferred to eat in a new restaurant in front of our. school.
"GOODMORNING BEAUTIFUL LADIES. Thank you for choosing our restaurant. Whats your order?" Sabi pa ng ngiting ngiting waiter dito. Kanina pa tingin ng tingin. WAIT? AM I ASSUMING? TE! WAG ASSUMING! MAHIRAP MASAKTAN PANAY SISI KAY PNOY
"whats your specialty?" mataray ko pang tanong sa waiter'ng bungisngis
"fried ampalaya with egg" Sagot naman ni Waiter
"Ha? Nothing else??? E sa di ako kumakain nyan. baka maging mapait pa buhay ko ng dahil dyan. Joke! Kumakain ako ng ampalaya." Sabi ko. Tsk! Maganda ang restau nila pero AMPALAYA? Hahaha Seriously???
"Madame Beautiful, Did you reed our tarpaulin outside?" Naggrin si manong waiter
"Besh, Bitterness Restaurant ito. Masarap dito, Ang pogi ni waiter Hehe! Pakasalan ko kaya" Pabulong ni Lexi habang panay pacute sa waiter. Napatawa naman si Nina. HALA TE! BONGGA! LUMALANDI NA RIN
But seriously, napahiya ako ah..
"Tsk! Okay Fine. What ever your specialty is or are ba yan, Ill order it. Make it fast" Mataray ko pang sabi. I can afford everything. Mayaman kaya ako, I have my condo units at Seda and One Oasis but I am staying in our mansion as ako lang naman mag isa at wala ang mga magulang ko. They are nowhere to be found. Joke! Nasa Australia ang Mom ko and My Dad is at South Korea managing his businesses.
"Madame Beautiful, here's your order. And as you are my first customer, This is free" Lapag nya pa ng cake. Wait? Green Cake?!! For real.
"Whats this?" Arte ko pa.
"Ampacake Madame Beautiful" Nagwink sya tapos ngising ngisi pa. wait nga lang! Nadescribe ko ba ang mukha nitong waiter nato????? GWAPO? SOBRA. MAPUTI? OO SUKI ATA TO NI VICKY BELO EH. MACHO? BENCH MODEL BA TO? HE'S A GODDAMN HOT!!!! Ang Gwapo nya. At i know literally I am staring at him.
Biglang kinurot ako ng katabi ko.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA" Tawa pa nilang dalawa. "Well, whats your name Mr. hmmm? Tanong pa ni Lexi. Itong babaeng to maharot din ah!!!
"Alex po." Tapos nagsmile, with dimples?????? Wow ha!
"Besh, may name plate oh. alex daw HAHAHAHA" sabi pa ni Nina.
"You can now go. We need to eat na" Sabi ko pa with matching pataas taas ng kilay ko.
"You know Lacia, ang mga pagkain dito parang intended para saiyo, have you noticed? Baka business mo to? ahhhahhahahah. Ni pangalan mo o ugali mo ang bitter" Tawa pa ni Nina. Hay nako! Epal itong dalawa talaga.
I AM BORN TO BE A BITTER PERSON. EH SINO BA NAMANG HINDI MABIBITTER. IMAGINE? 19 Ex boyfriends niloko ako? I am ugly? Wait! havent describe myself yet. I am beautiful, sabi pa nga nung waiter. Alex ba yun? Oo he was right. I have a perfect face, an angelic face. Brown hair. I am 5'6 in height and have a slender body. But one reason I know why they left me, they left me crying, begging, and destroy because i didn't gave up what I have. Yung bagay na dapat ay sa tamang lalaki ko lang ibigay. at yun na. I am an only child. I am brat but I have my limitations. And that is all..
"I received 1000 pesos Madame Beautiful, For a minute Madame" Sabi pa ni Alex. We have been here every lunch. and even snack times or we're bored.
"Oh wait. Alex right? Keep the change" Sabi ko pa, habang nakangiti. This past few weeks. Yes kase fast forward sabi ni writer eh (WRITER: Time is Gold nga diba?) So this past few weeks hindi na ako masyadong mainitin ng ulo. Siguro sa kakakain ko ng ampalaya.
"No Madame, You better give it to those beggars. I don't accept tips" Ngiting ngiti pa nya. Snob ko naman sya. Napapansin ko panay tingin at pacute to taga punta ko. At kahit ang rami nilang customer basta pag nakita nya kaming dumating, he just left to other customer and prior us first. Seriously? whats wrong with him???
"K." At umalis na kami nila Bff at tataposin pa namin ang business plan dahil patapos na din ang 1st sem. 3 more sen at gagraduate na ako as a Marketing Management student. Yes!
Sorry kung medyo short lang. Babawi ako next time. BUT TAKE NOTE: WAG UMASA BAKA MASAKTAN LANG KITA.
