The Bagel: A Vangal Story

Chapter 3

Vanoss' POV

"Dude Evan, did you see that?!" Delirious shouted as he manically laughs, crashing the car he was driving. No, not in real life, on GTA. I was playing with Nogla, Marcel, and Tyler. Lui was still pretty mad about the other day at Hooters.

We were playing a heist for our next video, since we havent done one in a while. Soon, we stopped playing and said our goodbyes. I finished editing my video and just sat there, deep in thought, wondering where I was going to take the bagel out on a date.

I finally settled on a restaurant, and no it wasnt Hooters. It was a classy 5 star restaurant, omantic enough for Bagel and I.

Earlier, I even went out and bought a cute little outfit for her. I checked the time and it was almost 1, the reservation was at 2, and I started to get ready.

I showered, and did the usual stuff. I decided to do something a little special to my hair. I was going to do this so Bagel wouldnt feel bad about having no hair so I.....

Plugged in my shaver and shaved off ALL of my hair. I rubbed my hands all over my head, smiling. So now, when Bagel and I are apart, I can touch my head and imagine I was rubbing my hands over her soft, smooth crust.

I found Bagel on the bed and dressed her in her little outfit. I smiled," I'm so glad I met you." Even though she couldnt respond, I knew her feelings were mutual.

*Timeskip*

I pulled up at the restaurant and opened Bagel's door like a gentleman, taking her by the "hand" and walked to the doors of the fine establishment.

I walked up to the front desk. "Hello, reservation by the name of Evan, table for 2." The waiter looked at me and glanced at Bagel in my hand and turned up his nose.

"Sir, I'm afraid we dont allow outside food to be brought in here. Im sorry, but you must leave."  I felt as if the waiter took the menu he was holding and slapped me in the face with it.

"Excuse me, SHE isnt food! She's my date." The waiter blanched,"Well then sir, we dont allow lunatics. Leave now or i'll call security."

 I stormed out with Bagel by my side. "I'm sorry Bagel, you aren't just a piece of food to ME." Luckily, there was a movie theater nearby. I walked up to the concession stand and ordered two tickets to '50 Shades of Gray' The girl working the stand did exactly what the other guy did, kick me out.

Apparently, you can't bring outside food to a movie theater. What is wrong with America? When i lived in Canada, you could even bring a moose with you and theyre all right with it.

Sighing, I walked around for a while with Bagel by my side, talking about our personal interests.

We decided to sit down on a bench at the park and feed the pigeons. Apparently, she loved taking long walks on the beach and pina colada. Her name was Bambi, and she loved hottubbing. I had to use the bathroom so I told her to be right back.

I used the bathroom and looked in the mirror. I looked at my head and decided that something was still missing. I looked a the top and I got it. I took a sharpie i found on the counter and drew a circle on my head. 'Perfect' I thought, just like Bambi (the bagels name, dont forget btw its important).

I stepped out of the bathroom, just to find Bambi being picked at by pigeons. 'NOO! BAMBI!!" I ran and flapped my arms around, yelling things like "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU PIGEON! PEA BRAIN LOSER!" I thought I got rid of all of them, but then a pigeon swooped down and picked bambi up. I took my my shoe off and skillfully threw it at the pigeon. It smacked the pigeon and it went down.

"MLG BITCHEZZZ!" I pranced around and picked the pigeon up and threw it in the trashcan that was like 20 feet away from me. I made it in and that caused another round of cheers from me,"KOBE!"

I didnt realize I was causing a huge scene because once I calmed down a policeman was walking towards me with those black long things. Once I saw it i screamed, "DILDO" and ran away with Bambi by my side.

*Timeskip*

After that awful date, I felt as if I should make it up to her. I brought her to the kitchen table where I could tell her once dinner was served. I made spaghetti. I served it and sat down. It was awkward, but I broke the ice with small talk.

"Oh Bambi, I want to show you something." I tilted my head so she could see the circle I made. "See? I'm like you now! So you dont have to feel bad that youre bald. I-i mean, its not a BAD thing, I just prefer girls with hair- you know what? Nevermind."

During the dinner we shared, we did the spaghetti kiss scene. It was so romantic, how the candlelight complimented her warm, buttery skin. How soft she was totally gets me har- nothing.

"Bambi, I have something to ask you." I was getting nervous, I wiped my hands on my pants since they were sweaty. I took her into my hands, and finally had the balls to ask the question that was bugging me.

"Will you move in with me?"

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Done with this chappie guyss. Hope you like it. Lots of drama is coming up, so stay tuned :3