The Bagel: A Vangal Story

Chapter 5

Marcel's POV

I'm really worried about Evan. He isnt acting like himself anymore, and it all started due to his freaky bagel fetish.

Evan really loved his hair, and i just cant believe he shaved it all off. HE EVEN GOT A TATTOO OF A FUCKING CIRCLE! A FUCKING CIRCLE! After the visit to his house, the guys and I went home to discuss what the plan of action is.

Lui was deemed leader," Alright guys, this is the plan. Evan has apparently gone batshit crazy, shaving his hair off and getting off to a bagel. We need to fix him. Anyone have ideas?"

Tyler raised his hand," How about we dress a girl up as a bagel and they can flirt, and once he realizes shes actually a girl he'll be cured" That plan was crossed off

"What about, we just eat the bagel?"  Lui thought for a moment.

"Nah, too easy."

Mini made a face," Why would we eat it? I mean, its probably crusted with Evan's fucking milky delight. Why dont we just throw it away, I sure as hell wouldnt eat that."

" Look, this is a mission. Your ideas are too easy! We need a real, complicated plan."

Soon, Nogla's face lit up," Why dont we-"

Lui interupted, " Shut up Nogla and let the adults talk." Nogla smile turned upside down and he pouted.

"I am TOO an adult." Lui just waved him off.

"How about, we take him out to like a bar or something and get a girl to flirt with him, she needs to keep flirting and making moves on him." Everyone agreed with my plan and called up Evan and told him to meet us at the bar tomorrow at 3.

*TimeSkip*

Vanoss' POV

The guys invited me to watch the big game today at the bar, so I guess i'm going. I dont really want to go, because i'll miss my sweet honeybunny Bambi too much. But i couldnt disappoint my friends.

I walked into the building and saw the guys sitting at the bar, talking and laughing. I walked up to them," Hey guys, what did i miss?" I noticed that Mini's face was red and he was wheezing, clapping like a retarded seal.

Marcel explained that Nogla was dared to pick up the hottest girl in the room. The "girl" turned out to be a crossdresser. Noglas face turned red," Shut the fock up guys." I felt a hand on my shoulder and tyler gestered to a girl with blonde hair sitting by herself.

"Evan, that girl is checkin you out. Talk to her."

"What? No, what would Bambi think? I can't cheat on her."

"It's not cheating until you wind up with your tongue halfway down her throat. Look shes coming over, see ya." Tyler left me and the girl pulled up a chair besides me.

She smiled at me,"Hey, youre that Vanoos guy from youtube right?" 'Vanoos'? Youve got to be fucking kidding me.

I smiled sarcastically at her," Yeah, sure."

She squealed," OMG I totes love your videos! Your like, my fav youtuber." Bitch, if I was then you'd get my name right. She put her hand on my arm and smiled seductively.

"Hey, do you wanna get outta here, big boy? We can, cozy up in my apartment -wink-." I removed her hand and plopped it on her lap.

"No thanks. I'm not interested."

" You sure?" She placed her hand on my crotch and I jumped and banged my knee on the bar.

"Ah shit." I moan in pain.

"Here, let me help you." I pushed her away.

"No, stay away from me. I have uh ebola. Yeah i have ebola. A-a-and AIDS. Yeah ive just got the worst case of AIDS right now, and- and i think its starting to flare up. So, I think its best if you'd just. stay. away."

"OH honey, I dont care. I have bad viral infections too. I have gonorrhea so bad that I often confuse it with my period. No need to be so insecure." I'm pretty sure the look on my face says it all.

" I have a girlfriend whos a bagel," I blurt.

"..What?"

"Yeah, my girlfriends a bagel and shes the best sex partner ive ever had. Her hole is the perfect size so when i release my milky surprise, it just goes right through her. Boom, easy cleanup." She still didnt give up and she even climbed on me and started giving me a fucking lap dance.

"Yeah, you know you want me, huh. You like this, huh?" I finally had to do my last resort.

"Yeah," I lied. I reached my hands out towards her ass and acted like I was going to grab it, but instead I gave her a wedgie. She howled in pain, got off me and sprinted to the bathroom, hands between her legs.

Wedgies arent a good idea when youve got gonorrhea.

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3rd person POV

Evan left the restaurant which left the guys with no other choice left. They decided to host an intervention. They hoped this would work because they missed the sane Evan.

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