The Bagel: A Vangal Story

Chapter 4

Vanoss's POV

I was fixing the house, since Bambi was moving in with me. I can't believe she actually said yes! It's been a couple weeks since that day and I havent talked to the guys since. They keep calling and texting me but i never answer because they wouldnt understand.

They would ask why i havent been talking to them, and i cant exactly tell them that my bagel girlfriend was moving in with me now can i? Anyways, the house was perfect. I hung up the last of the pictures of Bambi and her family, and several self portraits.

She is really photogenic because of her symmetrical round shape. I mean, if you saw her in person youd be overwhelmed by the sudden urge to rub your hands all over her crust.

MY hair has grown a bit so i need to shave again, plus the circle i drew on my head with the sharpie isnt staying that well in the shower. It's tough redrawing a perfect circle on top of your head without messing it up. So, i'm going to have to permanently imbed it onto my skull so it can be there forever.

All of a sudden, a great idea popped into my mind. I finished cleaning up and grabbed my keys, yelling to Bambi that I'll be back soon.

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I found myself standing in front of a tattoo parlor. 'This is gonna hurt like fuck, but I need to do it. For Bambi'

I walked in and saw a guy sitting on a stool at the front desk. He had bright red hair and a lot of piercings and tattoos all over himself. When he saw me, his eyes lit up.

He smiled," Hello, what can I do for you," he winked. I started to feel uncomfortable.

"Um, I wanted to get a tattoo." I looked around and saw that I wasnt the only person in the shop. A few other people were getting tattoos done too. One girl was getting a tattoo of MiniLadd's logo.

He brought me into a room in the back nd closed the curtains. "What tattoo would you like? We have a large selection to choose in this boo-"

"Actually, I already have a tattoo in mind." He walked up to me and led me to a lounge chair, and pulled a stool up next to me. He kept eyeing me.

He looked at my arms and squealed," Ooh, now those are what i call muscles! So, what do you want?"

I nervously cleared my throat because he was acting flirt with me," I want a circle on my head." I guess he thought I was joking because he looked amused, but when dropped when he realized i was being serious.

"Youre kidding right?"

"I want a circle on my head."

"You do know this is permanent right? Are you sure you want a circle on your head"

"Yes."

He shook his head disbelievingly," Whatever, its your head."

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"That will be 15.00$. I'll ring you up." He left me to inspect my tattoo. I tilted my head down and saw it, smack dab in the middle of my bald head. A perfect circle. Just like Bambi's.

At the front desk I paid, and before I left he wrote something down and handed it to me. It had his phone number with the words 'Call Me xoxo ;)' on it. I looked back at him and he winked. I shuffled uncomfortably.

"Um, I'm sorry but I'm straight."

"Oh dont worry, I can fix that," He leaned forward.

"I have a girlfriend."

He chuckled," Cmon sweet thang, I can pleasure you more, rawwr."

"No, no one can give me as much pleasure as my wonderful, bagel." Once i said that, he looked as if he wanted to take back his offer.

*Timeskip*

Bambi and I were in the livingroom, watching a funny movie when the doorbell rang. I got up and opened the door without looking to see who it was.

Standing there were Marcel, Lui, Nogla, Tyler, and Mini. When they saw me at first, they looked as I had no hai- oh wait. I dont.

After they overcame their shock, Lui cleared his throat," Hey man, uh we were worried since you havrnt been talking to us in a while. We came over to see if you were okay. Apparently, you arent." Lui muttered the last part.

I stepped aside and let them come in. They stepped in and feasted their eyes upon the state of my home. They havent been to my house in forever, so seeing the new setup mustve come as a surprise.

Tyler walked up to a self portrait of Bambi sun-bathing on the beach. "The hell? Dude, do you have some kind of weird bagel fetish or something?"

The guys turned towards me, expecting an answer. Sighing, I knew i couldnt keep the relationship between Bambi and I a secret anymore.

"Guys, I have something to tell you." They looked at me expectantly. "...I have a girlfriend."

Marcel looked confused," That doesnt really answer our question.."

I motioned them to follow me and to sit down on the couch so I could explain. I sat down next to Bambi, but Tyler moved next to me and was about to crush Bambi with his huge fat ass but I quickly blocked him. "Tyler you almost sat on her!"

"Sat on who?"

"My girlfriend!" The guys looked at eachother like 'What the hell is he tripping on'

"Um, Evan are you okay? Theres no one there..." I picked up the Bagel and held it up to them so they could see her.

"Guys, meet my girlfriend," I beamed. The guys shared a look with eachother.

"Evan, you do know thats  a bagel right?" I glared at Marcel.

"I'm not stupid Marcel. And that Bagel has a name. Her name is Bambi."

Tyler choked on his spit," Like the fucking Disney movie?"

"Yes Tyler, like the fucking Disney movie."

Tyler rose his hands in defense," Damn Evan calm down, I'm not the one dating a fucking bagel here."

I fixed her pink sweater that I got from Build A Bear since its the only store where the clothes would fit her. Not that shes fat or anything, she has amazing curves.

Marcel stood up," Welp, I guess we better get going. Take care Evan." We bro hugged and they left. Little did I know, they were planning something. Something I was totally unprepared for...

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