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❛ 𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗? ❜
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"𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦– 𝘶𝘩𝘩𝘩– 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘤𝘬! "
(f/n) sighed and began to attempt to attract onlookers to uncle louie's area,but none would take the opportunity, some even found it amusing. (f/n) groaned in annoyance and uncle louie noticed him "nephew! why are you standing like that?" louie said confused.
"like what?" (f/n) said nervously.
"like a chihuahua on its leg's!" uncle louie used his staff to straighten (f/n) "you gotta be a lean, mean, machine when it comes to your posture." louie demonstrated by leaning on his can with a relaxed face "and you gotta kill them with kindness. watch this." uncle louie ushered over a man who was eating a burger "do you ever wanted to put down those burgers?" he asked the man.
"uncle louie–!" (f/n) said shocked.
the man sighed "i can't seem to put them down..." he said embarrassed.
"you wanna see your dream body in my shack?" uncle louie said pointing towards his shack.
"would i?!" the man said happily walking into the shack.
"righhhhtttt..." (f/n) said nervously.
after a few minutes the guy walked out his pupils dilated "whooooaaa, thank you so much! my life is yours!" he walked away happily.
"rinse and repeat,nephew!" uncle louie said heading back into his shack. (f/n) shrugged and began to "kill them with kindness"
"you wanna know why your kids don't listen to you?"
"th–they're energetic that's all! but some peace and quiet would be nice."
"step right in."
one after another...
"i–i–i think people are talking about me b–b–behind my back..."
"well..what if they are?"
"what?!?!"
"but! what if you could be one step ahead?"
"your right!"
and one last patron that caught everyone's mind, she had a large, flowery, flowing hat that those ladies would wear at church. uncle louie popped his head out the tent for a stretch break and (f/n) told him his plan.
