The next day, I woke up and felt a burning on my wrist. "God," I thought. "That hurts!" I looked down at where my tattoo was. It was white hot and burning hot and white.
"Jesus beleezus" I cried. "That hurts like a motherfucker!!" I was caught up in the moment. But then I realized what that meant. My soulmate....
"...is nearby??!?!?!?!??!??!" I was so excited that I immediately got horny. "Where that dick at??!?" I screamed, heading for the streets (where I belonged). Just then, Will walked by looking all hot. "yo will" I said, "i think my soulmate is nearby bc my tattoo is hurting!!" Will looked at me, and said "that's crazy bc my tattoo is hurting too!" I decided to compare wrists.
The tattoos looked really similar. But that was too easy. "Nah" I said. "I don't think we're soulmates." He nodded his beautiful head of golden blond hair, agreeing. "Yeah. I don't think so either."
"Well", I said. "Good luck finding your soulmate."
"Yeah!" he started. "You too!"
Then we made out and I skipped away.
~~~hoo boy. It's been 7 years. <3
