#Red+Blondie(puckentine)

S1E3:#Partymouth

AN:OK SO I'M THINKING OF BREAKING YOUR FUNNY BONES WITH A BUNCH OF FUNNY MOMENTS

Johnny woke up again and looked around to see Cat and a blond haired girl arguing."Hey love birds when you are done tongue wrestling would you mind untying me so that I can send ya to hell"Johnny gave them a smirk and Blondie gave him a death glare."Johnny if we untie you promise me that you won't try anything violent"Cat asked and Sam rolled her eyes."Untie me and I'll think about it"

"Cat just untie him.If he tries anything I'll just hit him with the bat"Cat untied Johnny and went to hide behind Sam.Johnny rubbed his hand and gave Cat a confused look.

"Why are you so afraid of me I'm not that evil and don't worry I won't hurt your friend"Sam threw away her Baseball bat and went to the fridge to fetch a glass of juice

"So Cat who is the b**ch"Johnny asked giving Sam a love struck look.Cat looked at Johnny for a while."She is Sam puckell my new roommate"

"Hey Cat its PUCKETT and Johnny stop Swearing"Sam went to Johnny and gave him a glass of juice"I can't help it I have a problem and besides swearing is a way of life"Johnny drank the juice and went to wash the glass

"Cat why didn't you tell me that you have a cousin"Sam asked in a demanding voice.Cat looked at the floor for a while and started explaining."Well I didn't want you to take him away from me.You two have anger issues and you are violent people so I was just trying to protect you from each other"Johnny overheard Cat and went to give her a hug.Cat hugged back and they noticed Sam staring at them."What's the matter Sam".Johnny asked while pulling away from Cat's hug

"Nothing I'm just wondering if Cat is still going to make me some meatballs since we never went to the party"Johnny gave Sam a WTF kind of look."OMG we forgot about the party"Cat said while running upstairs to grab change her outfit."What Party"Johnny asked getting excited."There is a party at Tori's house wanna come with"Then Cat came downstairs wearing a gorgeous pink dress Sam had her mouth wide open

Man she is hot.Stop it Puckett Cat is not lesbian.But still I want her so bad.Sam's thoughts started running wild.emphasis on wild

"Hey Johnny are you coming to the party"Cat asked hooking her arm to Sam's."Nah Tori might still be mad at me.I'll be in my apartment if you need me"Johnny said while walking to the door."If you don't come I'll start to cry"Cat smirked.

"Alright I'll come"Johnny hooked his arm to Cat's"So how are we gonna get there."Sam asked

"We can take my car"Johnny suggested.They walked out the door and went to where Johnny's car was parked.Cat and Sam widened their mouths when they saw the car."NO WAY"Sam said amazed.The car was a silver Audi A6.

"How did you afford this thing"Cat asked suspiciously."No need to be suspicious kitty I'm a famous actor".They got into the car and drove off to Tori's house

"Cat you finally made it"Said a Goth chick."Well well well if it isn't Jade west"Johnny fist pumped Jade and gave her a long time no see smirk."Johnny Jameson.How is it going"Jade said while fist pumping Johnny back."Great"

"Wait Johnny Jameson,as in the Johnny Jameson"Sam asked.Cat and Jade gave her an are you really just noticing right now look"In the flash"Johnny replied

"Well look who is back in town"Johnny froze when he heard that voice

An:I KNOW ITS A LAME CHAPTER.I'M GOING TO START WRITING IN DIALOGUE FORM FROM NEXT CHAPTER