An:This is for you guys just to say thanks for reading.This chapter isn't part of the story its just some random funny moments.It contains scenes of strong language so if you are under age please don't read
Cat had just woken up after a party at her and Sam's apartment.She didn't see Sam anywhere.She went downstairs to make breakfast.
Cat :Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Sam :You can't prove anything
Cat :SOMEBODY HELP ME ITS ALIVE.
Sam :Geez kid what's with the shouting
Cat :OH NO IT STOLE SAM'S VOICE(Hits Sam with pan)
Sam :OUCH THAT MOTHERF**KING HURTS YOU DUMBA**
Cat :Oh its just you Sam.I thought you were a mummy and why are you covered in toilet paper
Sam :(removes the toilet paper)That's a good question infact I don't really remember what happened
Cat :Wow where did you get the Bump
Sam :MAYBE I GOT IT FROM YOU HITTING ME WITH A PAN YOU IDIOT
Cat :Geez say it don't shout it
Sam :Whatever.I'm staving what's for breakfast
Cat :Bacon and eggs
Sam :Delicioso
Cat :wow you can speak Spanish
Sam :Nope
Cat :Kay Kay
After breakfast
Cat :Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Sam :What is it this time
Cat :Its horrible,unbearable,unbelievable and might I add Crimminable
Sam :Cat that last one isn't a word
Cat :I don't give a damn and someone stole my bibble
Sam :And?
Cat :No one lays a finger on my damn bibble
Sam :Well I don't ca-(looks at to where she parks Her motorcycle)
Cat :what's with that devilish look
Sam :Cat where is my motorcycle
Cat :Oh you don't care about my precious bibble and you expect me to care about your ugly motorcycle
Sam :Quit blabbering and let's go find my baby and she is not ugly
Cat :Wait your baby is a she.Doesn't that make you a lesbian
Sam :Shut up and get into your car
Cat :wait aren't we taking your motorcycle
Sam :Cat what exactly do you use your dumba**ed brain for?
Cat :Dunno you tell me
Sam :Let's just go
They drove to Tori Vega's house
Tori :Wow if it isn't the party animals themselves you guys were hot last night
Sam :Hey Tori can you tell us what happened last night
Tori :You mean you guys don't remember
Flashback
Jade :You guys should take it easy on the booze
Sam :Quit being such a kill joy west
Tori :Is wittle Jade west afraid of being a wittle drunk?
Jade :Oh you are all on I bet I can drink more than you losers
All of them:Bring west
End of flashback
Tori :After that everything went blank
Sam :You gotta remember something I really need my motorcycle back
Cat :And my bibble
Tori and Sam:No one cares
Cat :Whatever and Tori didn't you lose anything
Tori :I lost my pear phone,Sun glasses,watch and expensive shoes
Sam :Let's go check if Jade remembers
Cat :Let's go because I really need my bibble and bad stuff happens when I really need my bibble
Tori :I thought you went to therapy for being addicted to that stuff
Cat :Zip it Tori
Sam :Well that didn't help at all
Tori :Yep
Cat :(Rolls her eyes)Let's just go
They drove to Johnny's apartment
Sam :Hey what's up West
Jade :Not much and you guys really know how to throw a party
Sam :Do you remember what happened last night
Jade :A little
Flashback
Jade :Hey Johnny aren't you gonna join us
Johnny :Nah I don't drink
Jade :Whaaaaaaaat you don't drink
Johnny :Yep.I'm going on a trip to Florida.I'll see you in two weeks.Oh and Jade try not to mess up my apartment(leaves)
Jade :OK Now how about a drag race
Sam :If you wanna lose west and Vega are you coming
Tori :Nah me and Cat are just gonna follow you
End of flashback
Then suddenly 4 cops busted in
Cop 1 :Well look who we have here now hands in the air all of you
Sam :What's going on
Cop 1 :You are all under arrest for speeding,Drinking and driving and you are in real trouble
Jade :Oh boy this is gonna be a long day
Tori :You can say that again
At the jail
Jade,Tori,Cat and Sam were locked in a cell with a girl named Slasher
Slasher :What are you princesses in for
Sam :Having fun and call me princess one more time and I'm gonna invite you to pain town population you
Cat :I'd listen to her if I were you she can be really mean
Slasher :Listen up princesses I run this place so think twice before opening your dirty little mouths and no one talks back at me princess
Jade :Oh she has done it now
Cat and Tori :Yep
A moment later
Slasher :Ouch Ouch Ouch It that hurts
Sam :That was just a sample next time I'll break you in half
Slasher :OK please don't hurt me
Cat :I feel sorry for the poor girl
Jade :I don't
Sam :Hey author dude how long are we suppose to be here for Its really beginning to get annoying
Author :Who dares speaks to the almighty author
Sam :No one cares about you
Jade :Hey that's my line
Tori :(Covers Sam and Jade's mouths)Will you two shut up
Cat :Mr Author can you let us out of prison please(with puppy dog eyes)
Author :Since you asked so nicely sure thing
Cat :(kisses on the cheek)Thanks
Author :I'm never gonna wash my cheek again
Tori :Ew Gross dude
Author :Whatever
Jade :Hey geek how long will it take
Author :Gimme 10 minutes and Don't call me a geek you scissor dock
10 minutes later
A cop unlocked the cell
Cop :Someone is here to see you four
Cat :who
Cop :Dunno don't care
Cat :Geez Cops are mean
Cop :(Rolls her eyes)Just follow me
At the station office
Johnny :Hi there jailbirds
Jade :Haha that's so funny I forgot to laugh
Sam :Oh brother
Johnny :Officers how much is their bail price
Cop :$600 each
Johnny :If I leave them here how long are they gonna be in prison for
Cop :For about 1 year 6 months
Johnny :That second one sounds tempting but Cat won't survive for long.Damn it guess I have to pay
Sam :Sometimes I really hate you
Johnny :I know you mean love
Johnny paid the bail money then they went to Sam and Cat's
Sam :Hey Johnny do you know what happened last night
Johnny :Your cars are at the impound and you lost all your valuables to me on a poker game
Tori :Thank goodness now would you give us our stuff back.I haven't texted in like 5 hours my hands are beginning to shake
Johnny :Nope you are not getting your stuff back
Tori :And why not
Johnny :Because I sold them
All of them:YOU WHAAAAAT
Johnny :Funny story but someone offered me $50 000 for them
Jade :Well atleast I didn't lose anything
Johnny :Oh you did
Jade :And what might that be
Johnny :Your favorite scissors,all your movies and your expensive blue dress
Jade :OK now I'm gonna kill you
Johnny :Well I would love to stay and chat but I have to get back to Florida
Jade :Why exactly are you going to Florida
Johnny :I'm going to see my agent for my movie premier she says people are getting restless
Jade :Its a she.How long have you been cheating with her.I'm gonna kill that bloody whore
Johnny :Now I see how you never keep a boyfriend
Jade :Don't go there please
Johnny :First of all she is 27 and I'm only 17.Second of all she is like a mother to me
Jade :That doesn't prove any thing
Johnny :(kisses Sam and Cat on the cheek)I'll see you guys later and Jade no kiss for you until that brain of yours starts thinking rationally
Jade :Whatever
An:Well Hope you enjoy this special chapter.I'm thinking of a Johnny VS Mr West scenario what do you guys think
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#Red+Blondie(puckentine)
FanfictionJohnny Jameson(cat valentine's cousin) who has the same personality as Sam Puckett visits.Sam starts having feelings for Cat but does cat feel the same
