So I felt the need to write a crack fic
Theres still fluff and stuff but
You know what you'll see
Enjoy! *smiles weakly*
"C'mon dude I know you'll like it!"
"Why would I enjoy one of your childish Disney movies Alfred?"
"This one has magic and genies and flying carpets and stuff, I know you'll like it!"
"I'm not convinced."
"What if I take you out for a drink after?"
"Do you not remember what happened last time?"
"Well yeah but this time I won't let you get over 15 drinks kay? Please Iggy!!"
"Fine. Only because you'll keep begging me forever if I don't."
"YES! ALADDIN TIME!"
The representation of America happily skipped over to his DVD player and took out Aladdin. England made himself comfortable on the couch, sitting as close to the arm as possible. Hopefully his idiotic friend would take the hint that he wasn't in the mood for cuddling. Not like that was true, he just wanted to make it seem that way.
"Why are you all the way over there?" America asked.
"No reason."
"Well that means more room for me!" He cheered, laying back and using the flustered Brit's lap for a pillow. "Cozy~"
"W-Wha? Wait why are you-you git! What are you doing, g-get off m-me!" England practically screeched, his face growing red.
"No can do!"
England shot America the meanest look he could possibly muster up, though it was super hard for the blonde to take him seriously, since his face was all red.
"Please?" The American begged, showing England his puppy eyes that hardly anyone could resist.
"Ugh fine, whatever."
"Yay!" America got himself comfortable and pressed play, sighing contently.
-Skip to the part in the movie where Genie starts singing You Never Had a Friend Like Me-
"America, this is going to be stuck in my head all day now." England sighed.
"See? I told you it wasn't terrible."
"Whatever."
America hummed along to the song, even stupidly and over-dramatically imitating the Genie at some points. England was finding it very hard to keep his laughter in. He had to cover his mouth and turn away so America wouldn't notice that he was actually being entertaining. Even though he was looking away, America knew one hundred percent that the Brit was laughing, and that made him smile wider than ever.
-Time skip to the end of the movie-
"So?"
"I admit it wasn't as bad as I thought."
"Cool! Now since you sat through that I'll get you a drink alright?"
"Alright then." England replied a bit hesitantly.
-Time skip a few hours-
"Dude are you sure you're alright?"
"I-m j-juaaaauuuust finey~"
"Uh you're slurring...bad."
"Naww I'm not! What do you mean!? Why are you accusing me?! What did I do wrong! What do you have against me!!!?" England screeched, hiccupping in between words.
