So let's pick up where we left off on chapter 1. Like I said I was burdened with a sibling. Being famous on the Internet isn't bad. But it is. Pokey ('the brother') has begun to take away my fame from me.
You know those situations where you don't really want something and it's like 'go away' but then somebody tries to take it away from you and then you're like 'give it back!!!'.
Yup. One of those.
When I was three months old, Pokey decided he wanted some of my kibble. ( You know, nasty dried out crap humans feed us.)
Well, 2 things came out of that.
1. WET FOOD! A.k.a. food so heavenly, humans protect it in a shiny metal casing that no claw can penetrate. (Yet somehow, the idiot humans can open it.)
2. My owners got a new outdoor cat.
Check picture above.
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The Life Of a Grumpy Cat
HumorI hate Mondays. And the internet. But that doesn't mean a cat like me doesn't want to share my horror story. A.K.A. my life.
