Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, except for Grumpy Cat, who was eating a mouse.
The fire place was lit, using the Christmas tree with care
In hopes that Santa Claus would soon disappear
The owners were all snug in their bed
While Grumpy Cat peed right next to their head
And Grumpy Cat with trash bags, wearing a ski mask
Had taken all the presents to be rid of them (it would be a fun task)
When out on the lawn, arose such a clatter
That Grumpy Cat stopped wreaking havoc to see what was the matter
Grumpy walked out the door
Down the steps he slipped and fell
And then he saw a story to tell
A miniature sleigh
And eight prancing reindeer
Such a happy sight had caused him to shed a tear
Now have yourself a merry Chri-
Grumpy Cat: NO NO NO. JUST NO! STOP RIGHT THERE, BECAUSE NO ONE IS HAVING A MERRY CHRISTMAS, ESPECIALLY NOT ME.
HAVE A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!
AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FIGGY PUDDING (yes, I'M taking to you carolers!) THINK AGAIN! (Slams door.)
AND BAH HUMBUG!
(What better way to end the holiday?)
YOU ARE READING
The Life Of a Grumpy Cat
HumorI hate Mondays. And the internet. But that doesn't mean a cat like me doesn't want to share my horror story. A.K.A. my life.
