One shots - Destiel

Deangasm

(A.N: This won't be graphic or smutty)
Cas POV
After a long day of walking around as many pet stores as I can, I've decided that it's about time to visit Sam and Dean. Looking around to make sure nobody's watching me, I quickly fly to the bunker.
"Hello Sam. Where's Dean?" I ask the younger Winchester brother, who nearly chokes on his sandwich in surprise, as I might have appeared behind him to startle him on purpose.
"Dean's in his room. But I wouldn't want to interrupt him, he's reading." He said, putting emphasis on "reading" while raising his eyebrows.
"Good. I recommended him some books the last time I visited." I said, before flying just outside of Dean's room.
I heard noises coming from his room, heavy breathing, moaning, panting and groaning. Oh. That's what Sam meant by reading. Putting my ear against the door, just to make sure that he's not injured, obviously, I can tell he's saying something.
"C-Cas, oh God!" I heard him gasp out.
Okay so that just happened. I quickly fly back downstairs to wait until Dean's finished and just sit and talk to Sam.
"So, did you by any chance walk in on Dean "reading", Cas? You seem a bit flustered."
I can feel myself going red. "No, but I may have heard him reading. It actually gave me quite a humorous idea." I said proudly. I like being apart of jokes, it makes me feel closer to people and less alienated.
"Really?" Sam asked, smirking slightly.
Dean POV
Okay, now I'm done with that, I guess I'll go downstairs to get a sandwich. It's hard work so I need a snack. Get it? Hard work. Of course I get it, I came up with it. And I'm talking to myself, God I sound like a psycho. I should slide down the corridor in these socks. Wheeee. Okay I won't be telling anyone about that. I'm Dean Winchester, I fight monsters and shit. I'm a manly man and I don't slide down corridors, I slice off vampire heads and stab demons. I love cars. Okay that's enough, nobody can hear me. Walking down the stairs to get a manly sandwich (okay I need to stop) I look down at the sofa and I see none other than my platonic no homo friend, that I don't wank over, Cas.
"Hey Cas." I call down as I approach him.
"Hello Dean." He replies in his husky, sensual voice. Wow I'm sleep deprived, husky and sensual? Actually I feel a bit light headed, and weirdly turned on. For literally no reason. Although Cas does look flustered and he has sex hair damn he looks hot. Suddenly this feeling sweeps over me and I let out an orgasm. "WHAT THE FUCK?!?" I screamed. I looked at Sam and Cas who were almost on the floor laughing, but when I kept trying to ask what was going on, all that came out was orgasms. It's exhausting, yet kind of.. pleasurable? I know this is Cas abusing his angel powers, which kind of means Cas is making me orgasm. In front of my brother. Oh my god this day got weird fast.
Cas POV
I can barely use my powers I'm laughing so hard, Sam's literally rolling on the floor, crying with laughter, while Dean's just stood in front of us uncontrollably orgasming, looking extremely angry. It's the small things that make me happy to be an angel. After five minutes I decide it's time to stop, I feel bad for making Dean go through that embarrassment, but at the same time it was one of the most hilarious things I have ever witnessed in my thousands of years of living.
"Okay, okay I'm sorry Dean." I said, wiping tears from my eyes. Sam's still laughing on the floor, "This is the best work out for my stomach muscles I've ever done!"
He said, standing and wiping tears from his eyes as he continued to laugh. Dean cleared his throat. "Cas, can I speak with you, in private." Sam attempted to be serious and stopped himself from laughing, then left the room, his shoulders shaking as he tried to stifle the giggles escaping his mouth. I got up and followed as he paced around the room, clearly annoyed. I'm sorry Dean, I just heard you "reading" and it gave me an idea."
Dean stopped walking, "Cas, what did you hear exactly?" I can feel myself blushing. "Oh, just, you know, noises and other stuff..."
He stepped closer to me, "Are you sure that's all you heard?" I gulped nervously and nodded my head. "Or did you hear anything else, and if you did, did you by any chance, like what you heard?"
Suddenly, feeling a wave of confidence wash over me, I pushed Dean down on the sofa and straddled his hips. "Maybe I did," I said, trailing my fingers down his shirt, before pulling it over his head. "and maybe I want to reenact what just happened, except without Sam, and without my angel powers."
(A.N. Okay this one was a little different, but that's okay because sometimes change is good. And sometimes change means Cas making Dean orgasm multiple times by using angel powers in front of his brother. BUT IT ISNT WINCESTIEL.)