Badass Blonde

Chapter 5

I do not own Teen Wolf.
Obviously.

I am currently sitting in the boys locker room with Scott and Stiles, because I can. "Martin! Why are you in here?" Coach yelled at me.

"Because I'm your favorite student ever!" I shouted, smiling.

"You're not gonna leave, are you?" He asked, sighing.

"Nope." I said, popping the 'p'.

"Anyway, I looked everywhere. It's like he just walked away. Left his car, his dog." Scott told Stiles and I, ignoring mine and Coach's little chat.

"Okay. Was he, like- could he have been a virgin maybe? Did he look like a virgin? Was he, you know, virginal?" Stiles asked, putting on a grey hoodie.

"No, definitely not. Deaton makes me have sex with all of his clients. It's a new policy." Scott said jokingly. "No I don't know if he was a virgin. And why are you talking like he's already dead? He's just missing." Scott said, sighing once he realized Stiles didn't laugh at his 'joke'.

"Missing and presumed dead because he's probably a virgin, Scott. And you know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay?" Stiles said.

"You're a virgin?" I asked him.

"Yes, and you know what the means? It means that my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life. Okay, I need to have sex, like, right now. Someone needs to have with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now!"
Stiles shouted as he slammed his locker shut.

"I'll do it." I said, shrugging slightly. Oh god this was gonna be fun.

"What?" Stiles asked in a high voice.

"Come to my place at 9. Plan to stay the night, I like to cuddle." I said, walking closer to Stiles and placing my hand on his chest. Scott and Stiles both looked at each other wide eyed. God they are so gullible.

"That was so sweet, are you kidding?" Stiles asked, staring at me wide eyed.

"Yes, I'm kidding!" I said, laughing and taking my hand off of his chest.

"You know that you don't toy with a guy's emotions like that, Taylor. It's not attractive." He said as I continued laughing.

"Mr. Lahey! Happy to have you back, not happy that you're late!" Coach shouted as Isaac entered the locker room.

"Sorry Coach." He said, walking to his locker.

"I'll remind you all, cross-country is not optional for lacrosse players. I don't need you turning into a bunch of fat-asses in the off season. So work on that. Martin, are you gonna be joining cross country?" Coach asked me.

"Coach, you are my favorite teacher, but there are long bus rides and you yell a lot. And I don't do the whole 'track suit' thing. So no, I will not be doing cross-country." I informed him, walking out of the locker room.

*3 hours later*

"You know that there's a temple in Calcutta where they used to sacrifice a child every day? That's every day a dead baby, Taylor, every day! Hey, you want to know what today is? It's dead baby day. Oh, no, wait, that's every day, because every day is dead baby day, yay!" Stiles exclaimed as we walked outside.

"Why are you telling me this?" I asked him. I was just walking down the hall when he ran up next to me and started talking about dead babies.

"Because Scott's dealing with the Alpha twins." Stiles said but I stopped and stared at him. "You don't know about the twins?"