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YouTuber!John Egbert X Reader ~ Sugar Cookies

It was the fabulous time of winter, and snow scattered John's lovely town. Dave was there to visit, mostly for the snow and collabs. With 100,000 subscribers and running, John decided that it would be the perfect time to have some "Christmas Special" videos on his channel.

Being a YouTuber was fun for the boy. On his channel, he did a wide assessment of pranks, silly vlogs, and horrible magic demonstrations. He loved to make people laugh, and he loved to prank people and record their reactions. A few times John would get kicked out of establishments, but that never stopped him from creating harmless and stupidly dumb things to get his viewers to crack a smile.

Today, however, John and Dave were planning the ultimate prank. They would go up to random passerbys and offer them a cup of hot chocolate, because who wouldn't accept hot cocoa from two rosey cheeked boys. Only, some of the cups of hot chocolate had a little "kick" in them. With the help of Rose, Dave's super smart and super gay half-sister, they have thrown in different kinds of hot sauce into most of the cups. It was nothing too hard, but it was sure to get you to run for a glass of milk.

They have planned it at the right time, too. John's neighborhood had a treaty that indicated every last week of the year, participants were allowed to put out the biggest Santa blow ups, lights, and other Christmas-related decor on their roof top and lawn. People from all over John's town began to come to his neighborhood every Christmas to walk around and look at the lights. Many house owners took the opportunity to sell cookies, perform music, and advertise their companies. Some competed with others to see who can have the most grand front lawn. Several families even made documents between two houses to always plan together for the occasion.

John scrolled through Tumblr and smiled at all of the fan art he has received. He may not have as many subscribers as his best friend Dave, who played video games and made ironic rap videos, but he was happy with his small fan base of prank lovers. Many of his fans have confessed about how adorable he was, and how cute his little front teeth poked out more than the rest of his other teeth, and how he freaked out about his new transition from braces to retainers. He was quite flattered and felt like jelly when he read the nice comments about his hair and features. No one in real life has told him any of that before.

"Hey, John, it's half past seven. Are you ready for the ultimate pranking sesh?" Dave came into his room, holding a camera and recording everything. John gave a confused grin to his straight-faced albino haired friend.

"Sesh? When did you start saying sesh?" he asked, grabbing his jacket and a red, festive hat.

"Because it's so idiotic and I want people to start saying it to make it seem ironic; that's what I do. I make horribly stupid things like, "lol" and start saying it ironically. Sooner or later I got your girl saying "lol" as if she were a parrot, just learning sentences and beginning to talk like that bird from Home Alone. Its so dumb, but you can't stop saying it. Then it becomes so natural to say, yet so ironic, the-"

"Ok sweet Jesus I get it." John stopped his friend from blambering on. He focused his eyes on the camera Dave was holding.

"Ok guys, so right now we are in stage pre-prank. All of the hot chocolate has been made, and we are going to find out who gets the good cups and who gets the spicy ones. We're going to go out in a few, so see you then!" Dave ended the recording and bounced on John's bed, the blanket decorated with weird monsters and magical swiggles.

"Do you think we'll see any cute chicks?" Dave randomly asked, pushing his fingers under his glasses and rubbing his eyes. John nearly choked on nothing and giggled to himself.

"Probably some with their soulmate. Honestly, they would go for you." he replied. Dave smirked and flipped his hair out of his face.

"I mean, who wouldn't go for this sexy god damn bastard? The ladies practically dream of me." He replied with a brush of ego. John shook his head and zipped up his jacket.