Dare by: geek-gaming

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@geek-gaming dares everyone to skydive!

Inked: HECK YEA!

Annie: *whispers* I'm afraid of heights......

Crusty Sean: FORGET THE HEIGHT! I'M AFRAID OF FALLING!

Inky: Inklings are pretty used to going up high and falling down.... We can super jump.

Octarian girl: WELL SO CAN OCTOLINGS!

Annie: Please stop shouting.....

Octarian girl: *mumbles* slimy little hipsters......

Callie: Any way..... Does anyone know a guy with a plane?

Spyke: My uncle Roy gives them for free.

Inked: Sounds good! Lets go!

*timeskip*
(THERE WILL BE ICARLY REFERENCES IN HERE)
Callie: THIS. Is the plane we will be jumping out of?!

Marie: It will most likely crash before we get jump....

Uncle Roy: Hey! This is the best I could get! Everyone on board!

Octarian girl: where is the bathroom? Gotta take a waz.

Spyke: *hands her bucket* You gotta do it in here.

Octarian Girl: Um.... I'm a girl.....

Spyke: Oh.... Yea.... Take this. *hands her flower bucket*

Octarian Girl: Well If ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Callie: Eewwwww

Uncle Roy: Okay everyone! Put the parachute jackets on!

Marie: how unfashionable.....

Everyone: *puts parachute on*

Uncle Roy: Okay then! Who's goin first?

Inked: Move outta da way losers! *jumps off*

Inky: Hey wait up ink brains! *jumps off*

Callie: Okay Marie! We got this! *holds Marie's hands*

Marie: *nods and holds Callie's hand*

Callie and Marie: YAHOOOO! *jumps off*

Octarian girl: *jumps off* Later losers!

Uncle Roy: Who's up next?

Spyke: Annie?

Annie: I am afraid of heights....

Spyke: *picks her up*

Annie: *blushes*

Spyke: *throws her out plane*

Annie: AAAAAHHHH!

Crusty Sean: ya know I thought I would have a romance scene going on here. But that took an unexpected turn.

Spyke: *shrugs and jumps off*

Crusty Sean: ya know what? I don't need this. *takes parachute off*

Uncle Roy: You just wanna die son?

Crusty Sean: Nope. Watch this.... JELONZO! ALPHA FORMATION!

Jelonzo: *stretches out like parachute*

Uncle Roy: wha?

Jelonzo: It's a jellyfish thing....

Crusty Sean: *jumps off*

Uncle Roy: Weirdos.... HEY GUYS! *throws pee bucket out plane* TAKE THIS!

Callie: Hey what's that in the sky?

Inky: Is it rain?

Inked: *scrunches eyes* It's.... It's.... OCTOLING PEE!

Everyone: AAAAHHHHHH

Spyke: That's uncle Roy for ya....

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