SSH! An Angel is Watching You. . .(on hold)

CHAPTER 2! :)

i open my eyes and feel a weird sensation like the tingling of a gentle breeze. i sit up and look around i remember everything, wow am i dead? well of course i am! but everything looks freakishly earthy so this cant be heaven can it? theirs like a valley of grass and flowers which is really pretty and a river or spring right next to where i am sitting and at the end of the valley there is like a gold gate and a bridge to crossover to it. it seems to be calling me toward it. . . scratch that, it is calling me toward it as in literally!! i can hear it saying LLL-IIIIII-ZZZ-YYYYYYY L-III-ZZ-Y!

WOW this is just epic! i never knew bridges could talk, maybe they have a soul or something! i walk towards it andreply in all seriousness "Oh yes great bridge! what do you call me for?"

"You have been a good servant on earth and now it is time to come home."

i bow my head "oh yes Bridge i am humbled you chose me."

then suddenly i hear laughter from somewhere, and a really short dude pops out from behind a rock i hadn't seen before, "Oh yes great bridge' he mimics in a surprisingly sound-like-me voice, "tell me what to do, i am humbled you ch. . ." he stops to continue laughing "Oh that was priceless" he says wiping a tear from his eye.

i cross my arms in defense not finding the whole situation one bit funny "and who are you??"

he gives a fake innocent smile "i am. . . well was your guardian angel before you got yourself hit by a car and killed now i have to. . .

"wait" i interrupt him "So i am actually dead no jokes? like i am not breathing? and there's no life in body? as in i am as dead as the soldiers of troy? deader than my mums dog who die when she was kid? even as dead as. . .

"Hold up" he strtches his arms in front of him "your dead okay? eish its not that hard to understand you are D-I-E-D, he spells the letters out

"oh no! what about the $300 i just got i was gonna

"what save it for college?" he rolls his eyes

i pause for a second "nah actually i was going to buy clothes with it. and a ll the things i wanted to do and all the places i wanted to see! And my death couldn't even wait until i got married! NAAWW! i just had to die when i was still a virgin!" I pace around in exasperation.

"oh horor of horrors, your still a virgin?" he gives a gasp and a fake shocked look "wow i had no idea!" he places his hand on his head and strikes a damsel in distress pose which is just too much. . .

"Sorry dear that pose doesn't suit your figure at all" i laugh. "but seriously you don't know how it feels to die this young"

he suddenly gives a serious face "Actually i have a very sad story. . . " he stops and thinks

He kinda looks sad so he has to be serious "really? what happened?"

"Well i was about to be promoted. it was a very exciting time and i had just been reunited with the love of my life then. . .

"What? Don't tell me you died???" i ask genuinely concerned

"Nope you were born and i just got stuck being your guardian angel!" he sighs and shakes his head "argh painful memories."

I roll my eyes "seriously?"

he rolls his "NAWW fakely"

"Has anyone ever told you you are too sarcastic!"

"well i learned from the best after being your guardian angel for that long"

"aww you actually called me the best at something!'