My Mate Is A Potato

A POTATO IN CONFUSION

*Potato McBaked POV*

The human holds me in it's arms caringly.

A red liquid is pouring from it's arms, getting on me.

A traumatic experience flashes through my nonexistent potato mind and I practically explode.

...

~Two days ago~

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The sound of a human crunching on something filled my potato ears. The crunching sound eerily familiar.

Changing my point of view I saw a horrifying sight.

My cousin being eaten by the humans. Their smiling faces disgusting me to the very potato core.

I vowed then and there to never trust humans again.

...

I forgot about that promise, it was so long ago. How could I be so foolish?

This human however, it doesn't seem to want to hurt me. Then again, what would a human that meant harm seem like?

How to feel about this, I don't know.

My potato feelings are confused.

And I didn't know that was a possibility for a simple potato.