Tony: That was some weird stuff back there Thor.
Thor: I MERELY ATTEMPTED TO RID THE GOOD CAPTAIN OF HIS WOUNDS.
Tony: And you thought "singing" would do the trick? What was that song anyway?
Thor: IT WORK FOR THE MAIDEN WITH THE GOLDEN LOCKS SIMILAR TO MY OWN, HOWEVER HER FLOWING TRESSES WERE MUCH LONGER THAN MY OWN.
Tony: You took advice for battle from a Disney movie.
Thor: THE MAIDEN WAS SUCCESSFUL.
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