Tony: Okay guys very funny, where is my snuggie?
Natasha: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA (snuggie really?)
Pepper: Your Iron Man snuggie? The last (and extremely unprofessional) place I recall seeing it was on the couch in your office at Stark Industries.
Tony: Well it's not there now. And seriously have you ever known me to be professional.
Thor: THE MIRACULOUSLY SOFT AND COMFORTABLE FABRIC TUNIC WITH THE IMAGE OF YOUR ARMOUR SOMEHOW DYED ONTO IT?
Tony: Yes Thor, that would be it.
Thor: I KNOW NOT OF IT'S WHEREABOUTS.
Steve: I was not aware that you owned one of those things...
Tony: Hey don't knock it till you try it on.
Clint: You mean your IRON MAN SNUGGIE that I've been jealous for like months?
Tony: .... yes .....
Clint: Hmm, let me think. Haven't seen it. Nope. Not at all. Not even a little. Uh-uh.
Tony: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT?!
Clint: Nothing... besides being warm and cozy... while you're not.
Tony: I will be there in 10 minutes and I will murder you.
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