Thor: GREETINGS, CAPTAIN OF ALL THINGS AMERICAN! IT IS A FINE MORNING! FELICITATIONS!
Steve: Its too early for all caps Thor, too early.
Thor: I AM TERRIBLY SORRY. SHOULD I CONTACT YOU VIA TEXTUAL MESSAGE AT A LATER TIME?
Steve: If by a later time you mean you'll text Tony from now on then yes, do that.
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HumorFunny texts from everywhere that I've cut swears from so you can read it swear free! I've created some of these :3
