One Shots

Drinking Partners

Yup, it's another Larry story! This is different from the others but yeah. Please leave feedback and a vote!

(Pulls friend's arm) "WE GOT TO GOOOO!"
(Looks over drunkly) "Noooo, I just saw him with a girl! I have to fight her!"
(Rolls eyes) "Her gross ass isn't worth it, plus we can just make up a rumor about her later."
(Eyes light up) "You'll do that for me? Awe Lou!"
(Smiles softly) "Yes and it would be like last time, remember? With... What's even her name?"
(Shouts) "Eleanor!"
(Giggles) "Yeah yeah, and we said that she supported cockroaches rights? That was so stupid, why did people believe me?"
"Because everyone likes you."
"True, now let's go Harry, we'll get some burgers or something."
(Holds on to arm and walks) "I hate bisexuals. They can have both genders."
(Laughs) "Well think about pansexuals, they have all genders."
(Groans) "So annoying. Too bad we don't like pussy. Well that's actually a good thing..."
(Laughs even more) "You got that right darling."
(Tries to open car door) "Where's the damn keys?"
(Drags to other side) "I think it's better if I drive, you drunk."
(Shrugs) "Better for me."
(Opens car door and both gets in)
"Alright buddy, let's go get something eat."
(Grabs hand and kisses) "Let's go Louis."