F the Police

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Winter: Come on, we know you like birthdays, Snake

Snake: Will both of you drop it already!

Wolf: Okay, consider it dropped. It's on the floor

Inside a café sitting in a booth were Snake, Wolf and Winter while he wore his mask but lifted it slightly to eat his pancakes

Winter: But who doesn't love birthdays

Snake: Ughhh!

Winter: You got the balloons

Wolf: Cards

Winter: Presents

Wolf: Cake and candles

Winter: What could be better than cake?

Snake: Guinea pig

Winter: Ughhh, really?

Snake: Your uncultured eating guinea pig is amazing. You get the proper feeling and taste when you eat it, not some sweet blob of pudding

Winter rolled his eyes, eating another pancake as Wolf chuckled

Wolf: Are you saying Winter's cakes are just sweet blobs of pudding

Snake: Yes

Winter: I'm hurt

Snake: Good

Wolf: But what else about Guinea pigs makes them so nice?

Snake: You can feel the sensation. You can taste the air. It's not just about the flavour. It's what symbolised on a deeper level

Winter: AHAHA, can you hear colour

Wolf: Or see sound

Snake: I hate you both right now

Winter: I say we invest in these powers. I mean, imagine how easier things could be

Snake: Okay, get it all out, you two get it out!

Snake then threw up a clock, looking at the pair

Snake: There 4pm now. I know the time our friendship died

The trio laughed as Winter's phone went off. Looking at the message, he smirked.

Winter: I think it's time we get this show on the road

Getting up, all three left the booth in the corner. There was a group of people huddled together in the corner, fearing for their lives

Wolf: I'm getting the sense you two will be sticking me with the bill

Winter: I did pay last time

Snake: And it's my birthday

Wolf: You two sometimes

They got up to the counter and looked around

Winter: hello, we are here to pay for the check

Wolf: Anybody home? No, we'll leave the money on the counter

Winter placed a tip in the jar while Snake went for the mints, swallowing the bowl whole

Winter: Dick, I wanted one

Snake: Tough my birthday

Wolf: So now you're using the birthday card?

Snake: Yeah, oh hey, over there,, don't worry, I'm not gonna SNAKE ATTACK!

Winter and Wolf watched as Snake jumped up, scaring some other patrons before the trio headed for the doors

Wolf: You gonna join us, Winter?

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