"I swear I'm on birth control louis! Cross my heart! Cum inside me!" Briana begs like the dirty whore she is. Louis rolls his eyes at the ear splitting sound. Louis is hesitant to fook her because he doesn't trust her but a shag is a shag and he needs to get laid so against his better judgement he penetrates her.
9 months later a Hispanic man places a deformed looking child in his arms. Louis thinks what the fook is this? He throws the ugly child into the fake plant in the corner of the room. Louis know that it isn't his child because Louis is a god and gods aren't ugly.
"That's not my job, fooking losahs." Louis thinks before descending back up to heaven.
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Gold Digger; A guide to getting Louis Tomlinson to impregnate you.
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