More and more people came in the fifteen minutes after the warning bell. All of them seemed nervous just to be there, let alone take the actual test. Sasuke came in and sat beside Naruto, who instantly smirked. Sasuke scoffed.
"What are you so happy about? We all know you're going to fail."
"Oh, I'm always happy!" 'Ah, Sasuke just as I remember him... he's even got the stick way up his ass today, wow it's a real honor."
"Hn," he grunted in reply. Naruto just smirked even wider. 'Let's see if we can't give that stick a big pull... or push; whatever happens, happens.'
"Yes, I'm always happy. In fact, welcome to my happy world!"
"Great, just what I've always wanted... I'll look for an apartment right away..." Sasuke replied sarcastically.
Naruto grinned. "Good, and now that you're all nice and settled, you can get your shit and leave... only people who smile are allowed in my happy world," he said cheerfully. Sasuke's eye twitched.
'There's something different about him...' Sasuke thought, staring at the blond idiot. Sasuke noticed the gloves & asked with a snotty tone, "What's with the gloves, dobe?"
Naruto looked to his right and smirked.
"Why?" he asked in a childish way.
"Because."
"Why?"
"I asked a question, idiot."
"Why?"
"Cause that's how smart people gather information, not that you'd know anything about that."
"Why?"
"Cause you're an idiot."
"Why?"
"You were probably dropped on your head as a baby. But only you can truly answer that."
"Why?"
"Because I don't know why you're an idiot."
'He he Sasuke thinks he's got the upper hand because he's insulting me but he'll get annoyed soon,' Naruto thought, then continued with yet another"Why?"
"Will you just shut up?"
"Why?"
"Argh!" There was a moment of silence
"...why?" It was then that Iruka came into the classroom; he noticed all the girls staring at Sasuke while throwing the occasional glare at Naruto, who was an amazing fan-girl deterrent with his annoyingness.
'Heh heh, this'll be a cinch! What kind of ANBU would I be if I couldn't pass the genin exam! I'll pass everything easy.' Naruto thought, turning his attention to Iruka.
"Ok, the genin test will be composed of primary weaponry, meaning how well you can use the basic weapons, a test on theory and history, an obstacle course, and primary jutsus: you will be asked to perform one of the basic jutsus you have learned this year. You need to pass three out of the four tests to pass. Any questions?"
Iruka waited to make sure no one raised their hand. "Ok, good luck to all of you," he said as he passed out the test. Naruto instantly paled at it. 'Damn...' he thought, looking at it. "Oh yes only ANBU in history to fail part of a genin exam." The fox then proceeded to burst out laughing.
Naruto sighed and wrote down what he hoped were the answers. After 30 minutes he got up and handed the paper in. Iruka took it and quickly marked it.
