REALITY TV FANFIC
Starring: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings, Nate Sykes, and Max George.
CoStarring: Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Michael Clifford, Calum Hood, Siva Kaneswaran, Tom Parker, and Jay McGuiness.
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⛳️11:24 am
Zayn: "It's only eleven o clock, I can barely feel my hands, my feet hurt, and I've never been so tired in my life."
Louis: "So are you ready to go down to the real course, with the other guys?"
[Camera 3 follows Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson as they return their balls and clubs, before they make their way to Louis Tomlinson's car]
[Camera 4 zooms in on a sign that reads 'Adventure Island Mini Golf']
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Previously on : Golfing Pro
".. you're already getting on my bad side."
"Maybe if you ran your miles as fast as your mouth you'd be in better shape!"
"Where are Niall and Ashton?"
"WAS THAT GRIMMY's CAR!?"
"TOMLINSON! I SWEAR IF YOU DONT GIVE MY CLOTHES BACK!"
•••
Coming Up on: Golfing Pro
"Yoo fookin loosah!"
"****!"
"We're locked in."
"Touch my stuff and you're dead!"
••• ⛳️8:00 am Royal St.George's
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Calum: "I'm not much of a golfer, I can barely stand up straight without falling over, and I don't really have the best hand eye coordination. You should have picked someone else." 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Q: What exactly were your intentions when you first proposed this idea, of a reality show about golfing?
Nick's Answer: I thought of it as ESPN meets E!. All the boring bits cut out and with a lot more drama!
