Unexpected

Chapter Five:Dangerous Dinner

My mom says if I get pregnant when I'm older my mouth and nose just might swell up #thanksmom.
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Derek sat on the couch his leg shaking unnecessarily quick his nerves getting the best of him. Stiles munched on a Reese's cup besides him waiting for his dad to return home from work, and just on cue the front door opened and Stiles sat up from the couch and gave Derek an encouraging smile. Derek stood up and stuffed his hands in his jean pockets gulping down whatever fear he had and putting on a straight face.

John put his gun up and hung his jacket on the coat rack besides the door. Stiles set the dinner plates and greeted his father like he usually did and John returned the greeting. Derek stepped out of the living room causing John to raise an eyebrow at him. Derek gave him a curt nod keeping his lips in a firm line.

"If there's another Kanima running around if so I want no part in it." John chuckled and Stiles gave him a shaky laugh as John sat down.

Derek did the same and Stiles began serving everyone even though Derek was about to protest and do it himself. Stiles glared at the wolf and gave him a spoonful of pasta silencing him before he even spoke, Stiles then served john and himself.

"Seriously boys what's the matter." John raised an eyebrow and forking his noodles.

Stiles took his seat and let out a sigh. Derek lifted up a single noodle and bit it forcing himself to swallow it.

The food was good no doubt his nerves made everything hard to do, yet neither Stiles or his father could tell by his straight face. Stiles looked at Derek who gave him a look, and Stiles nodded looking back at his curious father. Stiles took out the ultrasound picture out of his pocket and slid it to his father.

"Who's pregnant? Malia? Lydia...?wait no Kira?" He started naming girls out of the pack and Derek couldn't help but let a smile form on his lips.

"Actually dad...I'm pregnant." Stiles looked John in the eye.

"Is this a joke? Cause I have to say this is one of your worst." John spoke flatly.

"Dad, I'm not joking." Stiles gaped at his father, "Derek's the father."

John let out a chuckle looking at Derek and then back at Stiles,"How'd you get the serious one in on your joke?"

Stiles groaned,"I'm not joking!" Both Derek and John looked surprised by Stiles' sudden outburst.

"John, it is possible for males to have a baby if they mate with an alpha and I'm an alpha." Derek finally spoke.

"You two don't even like each other!" John argued.

"We've been dating for two years, dad." Stiles gave his father a sheepish glance.

"T-two years!" John sputtered,"and you two kept this from me?!"

"We never intended for this to happen, I forgot the condo-" Derek started.

"You're telling me you had sex with my minor son!" John Rose from his seat.

"My birthday is in like three months I'll be legal by then!" Stiles also stood up defending Derek.

"We both discussed how we felt I got his consent and he got mine." Derek stood up almost seeming afraid.

"He's seventeen!" John roared,"How old are you exactly?!"

"I'm twenty." Derek almost whimpered Stiles had to admit he'd never seen Derek this afraid.

"Twenty! Twenty?" John started to turn red.

"Dad relax." Stiles spoke up.

"Relax! You're pregnant Stiles! My son is pregnant..." John sat down letting the realization of the situation hit him.

"We didn't expect this to happen." Stiles sat down by his dad looking at him with apologetic eyes.

"How far along are you?" John cupped Stiles cheek gently.

"Two months." Stiles whispered,"we just found out today."

"Ohohoho Hale you better start running cause I'm giving you a five second head start." John's anger resurfaced and Derek sprinted out the room and up the stairs.

Stiles gave his father a stern look and John's menacing glare went away. Stiles assumed that Derek probably hid somewhere in his room so he wasn't too worried about the wolf. John sighed and gave Stiles a tired smile.

"Does that mean my baby boy isn't a baby anymore?" John dropped his hand from Stiles' cheek.

"Dad I'll always be your son I'm just going to be your son pregnant." Stiles tried to lift the mood but the sadness in his father's eyes were still there.

"Does anyone else know about this?" John rubbed the bridged of his nose.

"No just us three and Derek and I want to leave it like that." Stiles bit his lip.

"Not even Scott?" John's eyebrows shot up.

"If Scott knows then so does the rest of the pack and I'm not ready for that." Stiles sounded tired and John could tell.

"This is one hell of a secret to hide." John pointed out and Stiles sighed.

"I know."

Stiles rested his head in his hands obviously stressed, John patted on of his shoulders and gave him a sympathetic smile. Stiles heard gentle footsteps coming down the stairs and Derek's head popped out of the hallway concern evident on his face. John gave him a small smile and called him over with a signal with his hands. Derek complied and slowly went to comfort Stiles hesitant to touch him with John in the room.

Derek wrapped his arm around Stiles shoulder smelling how stressed he really was. Derek wrapped Stiles up in a protective hug, he was surprised to hear Stiles hiccup a small whimper, John rubbed Stiles' back knowing how emotional pregnant people could be. Derek muttered soothing words in Stiles' ears holding him closer.

"Why don't you get some rest and we'll discuss this in the morning." John sighed and Stiles muttered something in Derek's chest,"What?"

"He asked if I could sleep over." Derek coward at the glare John gave him.

"Derek can sleep in the guest room." He gave Derek a hard stare.

Derek nodded and Stiles buried his face deeper into Derek's chest making it hard for him to move. John looked down at their now cold food and smiled softly. He didn't even notice Stiles had made his favorite until after his outrage and by his plate of food he saw the ultrasound picture and felt tears well up in his eyes. He picked it up and walked into the kitchen with out a look back at Stiles and Derek.

He hung it up on the fridge and just stared at it. I'm gonna be a grandpa.