--10 YEARS AGO--
One day a 6 foot tall Dutch woman from Amsterdam and her wife who is also Ruby Rose's secret twin sister walk around in Mexico.
"Honey look tacos" the Dutch woman says and walks to a taco store
"Tacos yum" says the Dutch woman's wife who is also Ruby Rose's secret twin sister
The taco store is not very big but not very small either but there is a sign on the window that says "Buy 5 marijuana tacos get this baby for free" on it
"Baby what baby" says the Dutch woman
"That babay" the Dutch woman's wife says and points underneath the sign to a naked baby in a box
"Oh my" the Dutch woman says because babies are normally naked but not normally in boxes
"Let's get it"
"Ok"
So they bought 5 marijuana tacos (which they enjoyed a lot) and got a baby too
"Babay what's your name" says the Dutch woman
"Masakokokoko Dumwacks Ajinomoto" says the baby
"What a pretty nameeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"I was named after a rooster giggle" says the baby
"Oh ok How old are you"
"6"
"Ok cool come with mommy now"
"Lolok"
So they went back to Amsterdam together
--10 YEARS LATER--
"Masakokokokooooooooooooo"
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat is that high pitched screaming coming from downstairs omg I just want to sleep
"MASAKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKooooOoooOoooo"
Oh it's my mom
"JFC MOM I'M COMING"
"COME QUICKLY"
So I come quickly
Downstairs mom is at the kitchen table and mom is making breakfast
"Morning mom"
"Morning Masakokokoko dear" says mom and mom
I sit down
"You'll be late for your first day of high school if you sleep any more!!!!" Says mom
"Oh ya!!!!!!!" I almost forgot I have high school today omg I'm going to be such a kawaii doki doki high school girl like the ones in those animus
Btw my name is Masakokokoko Dumwacks Ajinomoto but you can call me Masakokokoko
I'm 16 yay!!!!! and I don't have a boyfriend yet :(((((
But I have 2 gay moms who make me bacon everyday!!!!!
Mmmmm bacon
"Here is your breakfast honey"
Mom puts down a brown of cereal what
"Mom why is there no baconnnnnnnnnnnungh"
"We ran out"
"WHaaaaaaaaaaaAAAATAATTTTTTTTTTTT >:((((" I screech like a rooster how can they run out of bacon bacon is life
"Sorry honey I forgot to buy some yesterday" mom says
YOU ARE READING
Sexy Bacon
RandomOne day Masakokokoko sees a sexy piece of bacon named Ricardo who is very sexy also bacon Yum Note: sequel "More Sexy Bacon" by ElizabethJane9 is now up!!!! Read it for more sexy bacon!!!!!!
