"RICARDOOOOO!"
I run to that sexy piece of bacon
And lickkkkkkkkkkkk
"I knew you'd make the right choice, señorrrrrrita. I will love you with passion as hot as the sizzling piece of bacon I am!" Ricardo says and hugs me then kisses me very hotly
Oh god he is a good kisser
And his mustache tickles my lip
Yum
He tastes like bacon
When we pull apart after like a gajillion minutes I see Edmund collapse to his knees
"But that's... Impossible... Why, Masakokokoko?" Edmund asks
"Well I'm sorry Edmund but you're just not...... Bacon......."
You can't beat bacon bro
"Don't think I will forget this, Ricardo Bacardo! You will live to regret this dayyyyyyyyyyyy!" Edmund calls his lion and rides him away into the sunset
wait I thought we were in school
...
Whatever
The point is there is this smoking hot piece of bacon in front of me and I want to lick every inch of him
"Señorrrrrrrita."
"Ricardo."
"Señorrrrrrita."
"RICARDO.!!!!!"
We kiss again like yum
Then he picks me up and carries me into a limo that just appeared
And he tickles my ear with his mustache
Lolok
Moms....! I have finally found someone I want to lick all day!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!!!
lol no
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Sexy Bacon
RandomOne day Masakokokoko sees a sexy piece of bacon named Ricardo who is very sexy also bacon Yum Note: sequel "More Sexy Bacon" by ElizabethJane9 is now up!!!! Read it for more sexy bacon!!!!!!
