Guardian [RivaMika Fanfiction]

ch 2 - Jokes

yes I am aware of the fast plot and shitty writing in the last chapter(I'M SORRY), but bare with me.   ლ(◉◞౪◟◉ )ლ (that's fucking creepy I'm sorry)

Also, I forgot to mention this story has bad language. If you are sensitive to that, please exit the story now. But what the hell, you're gone keep reading anyway. (≧﹏ ≦)

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dedication: savemyheavydirtysoul because she wanted an update for like 3 different stories for one fucking update of her story. You owe me a fucking update.

"Oi, Eren's friend."

Her cold eyes met his, sending a chill down everyone in the cafeteria's spine. She walked towards him, muttering something into her scarf.

"What was that?" Levi asked, questioning her.

"Nothing." She lied. What does this chibi want?

"Next time, Ackerman," He said coldly. "Don't do idiotic things." Pairs of eyes that belonged to most of the Survey Corps were glued to both Humanity's Strongest by now.

She raised an eyebrow. "So what you're telling me is don't save someone's life?"

"No." He started off. "Trust your squad to handle things. You can't always save people."

"It was urgent, sir."

"I know. But don't get yourself killed in the process." He scoffed.

"What authority gives you to tell one of the Survey Corps to not sacrifice their life for others?" Mikasa sassed.

"Because I'm your fucking superior."

"Huh, never knew."

"Do you really want to challenge me?"
Mikasa didn't answer. "That's it, Ackerman." Levi grabbed her wrist, and guided her down to his office.

She squirmed, trying to get out of his grip, but Levi successfully got a hold of her. He let Mikasa in, closing the door behind him.

Mikasa looked absolutely pissed. She had a snarl on her face, and had clenched fists, that she was hiding behind her back. Levi knew she wasn't trying to make eye contact because of the pure hatred she began to have for him, after he beat Eren in the court.

He made his way to his desk, but stopped halfway. "First of all, you're doing Blouse's cleaning duty for a month."

She didn't seem amused, but the same glare that she put on her face, had stayed. "Is that it?" She asked.

"You'll be in Hanji's squad now on. I need to keep an eye on you, and that's the only way."

"Why Hanji Zoë's squad?" Mikasa asked.

"Because," he said impatiently. "Erwin requests for two squads to act as a group. Stupid idea, I know. But he's in charge."

"Okay." She muttered, just enough for him to hear.

Suddenly out of nowhere, the door burst open, revealing Hanji's psychotic grin. The squad leader pounced on Mikasa, hovering over her head.

"Get out, Shitty Glasses." Levi snapped.

"You're on my squad! Humanity's Strongest is on my squad!" Hanji exclaimed in pure joy, helping Mikasa up onto her feet.

"How did you hear?" Mikasa asked.

"Well, I was going to check on you two just in case you weren't doing something dirty, so I was about to go in when I heard Mr. Grumpy Pants." Hanji explained.

" 'Doing something dirty' ?" Mikasa questioned. She looked at Levi, asking for an explanation. All she got from him, was a shook of disapproval.

"Anyway, I think it's time for me to tell you a story. More of an explanation of Titans to be correct." Hanji chided, grabbing Mikasa's wrist and dragging her(which wasn't easy), towards the door leading to the hallway.

"Wait. Stop right there." Levi commanded, bringing Hanji to a stop. "Let go of Ackerman. She is not hearing the shitty, boring things that come out of your mouth."

"Oh, so you can pin her up on the wall and whisper dirty things in her ear? I never knew you would be such a pervert, Levi." Hanji stated.

Levi glared at her. "Ackerman knows everything. She should focus on her training, and not on what your two fuck buddies' names were."

"Who, Sawny and Bean? They were my assistants. My experiments." Hanji cleared out.

Mikasa, feeling uncomfortable in the two-way conversation between the Squad Leader and the Corporal, decided to excuse herself. Hanji's hand quickly-but softly- yanked on her shoulder. "Don't go just yet. The Corporal wants to have fun with you−"

Levi slammed his hand on his desk in frustration. "I'm not having sex with her. And I'm saying this again for your hearing problems, I am not fucking her or whatever fantasies you might have in your psychotic brain. Understand?" He harshly said. "And don't go assuming I'll fuck anyone else. I'm not fucking anyone, especially Ackerman."

"Whatever you say." Hanji rolled her eyes, leaving the room, but only before winking at Mikasa.

"She is such a pain in the ass." Mikasa heard him grumble.

"Why didn't you let me go?" She asked, with the slightest suspicion.

"Because," he started, sighing. "Shitty Glasses is probably going to make you suffer of nothingness for three straight days, when you should be training."

"Are you and Squad Leader a cou−" Before Mikasa could finish her sentence, Levi shot her a look, saying,

"Don't even joke about that."

end of chapter 2
[TBC]

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hm, what could Hanji mean by "doing something dirty"? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

anyways, I'm sorry for not updating! I actually have to confess it was pretty fun writing this chapter >.<

fuck Spanish class, I was tardy because my locker was jammed but NOOOOO I was late even though I told her SPECIFICALLY that I'm having trouble with my locker a bit before. All she said was "Kayla, Sweetie. You're a 10th grader. You should be able to open lockers, unless you're new to lockers, which you aren't"

To any of you who are confused, my name is Kayla(if that wasn't clear already)

and to savemyheavydirtysoul , fuck you and your unfair system. I have Warrior , and RivaMika One-Shots to write thanks to you.

(but srsly, ily)