Stranger Danger (Larry Stylinson)

-Chapter Eight-

Interview with Liam, Niall, Zayn and Louis from one direction!

 

The boys of One Direction turned up early this morning to answer our questions about their looming break before their next tour! We have had to sensor the language, apparently Niall doesn’t talk much in interviews for a reason. It all adds to his Irish charm.

 

Interviewer: Okay wow, this is an honour boys!

 

Liam: Its our pleasure

Louis: It’s six in the morning, who does this?

Zayn: [Snores]

Liam: Oh for god sake, wake up Zayn!

Niall: He’s such a f***ing moron, Sorry about him

Zayn: What?

Louis: He’s got the right idea, who’s suggestion was it anyway to wake up this early? It’s like some form of torture

Interviewer: It is quite early, we have a few questions to ask, if that’s okay?

 

Liam: Sure it is, as long as Zayn’s woken up and stopped snoring.

Zayn: I don’t snore

Niall: Don’t worry your pretty face on it

Liam: Please continue the interview, these guys get a little cranky in the mornings

Niall: Louis’ the worst

Louis: I work my sass, don’t shoot me!

Zayn: where am I? This isn’t my floor.

Interviewer: Zayn, lets start with you, It’s been set out there is now a book called ‘Where’s Zayn’ Is this true?

 

Zayn: Where am I though?

Liam: Yeah, it’s true. It started out as this joke between us, because Zayn isn’t on twitter much and the fans usually tweet that he’s lost. Louis and Niall drew a little where’s Wally/Waldo sketch and drew a little Zayn. His quiff was bigger than his head. It was truly brilliant

Louis: It just went forward from there, you also have us to spot in there, I truly look like Wally/Waldo though, I’m wearing a stripy top [Smiles]

Niall: You have other little objects to find. Louis’ glasses, Chicken drumstick, hair gel and Liam’s puppy dog.

Zayn: Who carried me?

Louis: Liam, you refused flat out to wake up.

Zayn: Are we still in London?

Liam: Yes!

Zayn: Oh, okay. Hi!

Interviewer: Hello Zayn! Nice of you to finally join us! So you boys caused quite the stir with your food fight stunt! Did you get the reaction you wanted?