Stranger Danger (Larry Stylinson)

-Chapter Eighteen-

Interview with four extraordinary boys and a fish. Introducing One direction and Whale

 

Interviewer: So Niall, I couldn’t help but notice you have a fish?

 

Niall: He’s amazing isn’t he? Louis bought him for me!

Louis: Because I’m the bestest friend ever

Liam: He called it Whale

Louis: Ha- someone said it was like calling a hamster mouse, so I’m getting a hamster next week and I’m calling him mouse

Zayn: I just want to go home and draw Elephants…

Louis: hey guys do you remember that actor in that movie the one with the goat?

Liam: be more specific Lou

Niall: he like, stared at the goat a lot?

Liam: you two ponder that quietly while we continue this interview

Interviewer: What is the last book you read?

Louis: Fifty shades of grey, I thought it was a book about a woman who died her hair, but it wasn’t. I was a little scared at the end.

Liam: I read a batman comic?

Niall: I read a menu! I’m never eating fish again!

Zayn: I read this book on the revolution of the factories during the war, it was riveting I must say, totally didn’t expect the guard to be having an affair with the worker and get pushed into the machinery though

Interviewer: Lovely, If you could be any character in fiction, who would you be?

 

Liam: I think I’d want to be that guy off of the Bourne films because he’s so cool!

Zayn: I’d be a cowboy… I think that’d be fun… but not one from broke back mountain, I’ll leave that to Lo-

Liam: *coughs*

Louis: I’d be Elizabeth Bennet from Pride and Prejudice because Mr Darcy is just so Dreamy and I’m a sassy b***h like her!

Niall: I’d be Dory from finding Nemo because I can speak whale too!

Louis: Liam wants me to become a stripper

Liam: What? No I don’t!

Zayn: You did say yesterday

Liam: I just suggested it, I never said he should!

Niall: So you admit to trying to make Louis become a stripper

Liam: Oh god.

Louis: It’s my bum you see

Interviewer: On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy are you as a band, with all the pressure you have?

 

Liam: I’m very happy in this band, nine out of ten, would be ten if I could see my mum and dad more, but these boys are my brothers and I love them to pieces and my life without them would suck