Raising the Wentz's

Birthdays

~March 3rd~

It was Clarissas birthday, I couldn't believe my baby girl was one. I stayed up all night crying & drinking. I have no clue why her turning one made me so sad. Pete stayed up with me most of the time making sure I didn't get drunk & hurt the kids. He stayed up till about 6 then his punk ass went to bed. He woke back up at 10 & brought Clarissa down. "Hey baby! Happy birthday my sweet little princess" she smiled & giggled. "Good morning butthead" I said kissing Pete.

"Why do I get a mean one?"

"You went to bed early"

"Babe it was six in the morning" I flicked him off & went to get Peter. He was turning 3 so soon. My babies are growing up too fast for my taste. Clarissa was crawling around playing with the balloons I blew up. "Mommy I'm still tired" Peter said poking my leg.

"Baby that's because you went to bed late last night"

"Nap time?"

"Later" he got mad at that & went to Pete. Pete was tired too so they could nap together, later of course. I picked Clarissa up & showered her with kisses. Pete came & took her away. He must have bought a present that I couldn't know about. I went outside with them & saw a little castle. "A castle for my princess" she clapped & crawled inside. "Does my queen want to go inside?"

"No but the king does" I raised my eyebrows & smirked. He rolled his eyes & went inside. He had to bend over because of how small it was. I took a picture & took Peter inside. "Mommy I don't feel good"

"What's wrong baby?"

"I don't know" just like that he threw up on the kitchen table.

"PETE" he ran in with Clarissa.

"What's wrong? Are you hurt?"

"Peter threw up"

"Here take Riss" he gave me Clarissa. "Hey buddy, it's okay"

"Daddy I'm not okay"

"My Chemical Romance af" Pete looked up & laughed. He picked Peter up & took him to the bathroom. "Come on Riss, we are going to your castle" I said carrying her outside. She crawled all around & tried to walk but couldn't get it down. Pete came out 20 minutes later in new clothes. "Our kid throws up a lot"

"He's sick babe, where is he?"

"Sleeping like a baby"

"We all need to sleep"

"Yeah, come on Clarissa it's nap time"

We napped for awhile. This is one birthday I hope she doesn't remember.

~March 12~

Peter was feeling better just in time for his birthday. He woke me up because he was scared to wake Pete up. "Mommy wake daddy up please"

"Got it" I sat up & sat on Pete, I started punch his arm & he pushed me off.

"No" is all he said.

"It's your sons birthday" he rolled over on me.

"Our child" he said smirking & kissing me. He rolled off & got up. He slept in his underwear & no shirt. This is what this motherfucker does for a kid.

"Petey, you need to stop" I laughed.

"Stop what?" He said slowly taking his underwear off & smirking.

"I'm going to the bathroom" I heard Pete open the door & let Peter in.

"Where's mommy?"

"Hiding from daddy" I said coming out of the bathroom.

"Mommy can I have my present?"

"Let me think about it, nope you have to wait"

"Really?"

"Yes bud, now go get dressed" he growled & went to his room. "Pete I need another kid"

"Meh, you have to wait"

"Petey!"

"Let's go celebrate our son" I sighed & nodded. "Later babydoll" he kissed the top of my head. Taylor & I shared a present for Peter. It was a ninja turtle dirt bike. We got Peter ready & drove to Taylor's. "THE BIRTHDAY BOY!" Brendon screamed & scared Clarissa. Brendon got sad & went to hug Taylor. Such a great dad.

"Don't scare my baby"

"Sorry dude" Brendon said shamefully putting his head on Taylor's shoulder.

"Let's get this kid his present" I said cheering up the mood. Taylor smiled & walked us to the backyard. Peters mouth dropped when he saw the bike. "MOMMY I LOVE IT" he screamed hugging me. Pete smiled & kissed me. My baby boy was 3. Where does time go?

A/N
Filler chapter so stfu :-)