The Cheeky Chats of 1D *ON HOLD*

Liam

New Message - Danielle 

Hey babe x

Reply To - Danielle

Dani, go away. Sorry, I've given you too much chances. I told you, I don't want to be friends!

New Message - Danielle

But, you said we could be friends...

Reply To - Danielle

Danielle, friends don't call each other "babe" or say "Love you" with a billion kisses. It was you who broke up with me.

New Message - Danielle

Your point being...

Reply To - Danielle

You broke my heart. Enough said.

New Message - Danielle

God Liam, you're so irritating sometimes!

Reply To - Danielle

Bye.

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@Real_Liam_Payne Some people are just so ignorant.

@LiveLikePayne69 @Real_Liam_Payne I love you Liam. Ignore those "people." They obviously aren't worth your time!

@DaniellePeazer @Real_Liam_Payne Wow. That's low.

@Real_Liam_Payne @DaniellePeazer Stalking my tweets again are we?

@DaniellePeazer @Real_Liam_Payne Ha. Pfft. No.

@Real_Liam_Payne @DaniellePeazer Whatever you say... just leave me alone.

@LovinNiam @Real_Liam_Payne @DaniellePeazer OOOH LIAM'S GETTING FRISKY.

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You have a direct message from : @Harry_Styles

Mate, you alright? Dani being a drama queen again yeah?

Reply to : @Harry_Styles

Yeah. Just a bit pissed. You could say that!

You have a direct message from : @Harry_Styles

K. If you're sure. Me and Lou are on chat if you wanna talk.

Reply to : @Harry_Styles

Yeah, that would be nice. :)

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Liam joined the chat.

AppleAss- LIAM!

Liam - Apple... Ass??

PussyMagnet - Lili!

Liam - Er...

AppleAss- Oh, yeah, we decieded to change our usernames. For the banter you know.

PussyMagnet- Exactly that. Guess who's who. ;)