The Cheeky Chats of 1D *ON HOLD*

Zayn

Omegle: Talk to strangers!

You are now chatting to a stranger. Say hello!

You and stranger both like "One Direction Sexual Frustrations"

You: Hey

Stranger: Hello, tell me about yourself

You: I'm a boy, 48 years old, and a horny directioner you?

Stranger: Nice. Girl, 17, also a hd

You: Hd?

Stranger: Horny directioner

You: Oh

Stranger: So, whos your favourite?

You: Niall. Defiantly. That sexy Irish accent. Oof turns me on. Wbu?

Stranger: I'm a Zayn girl. All the way. He's so hot!

You: ... nice!

Stranger: Want to know a secret?

You: Sure

Stranger: I masturbate over Zayn smut on wattpad

You: Hot

Stranger: Do you masturbate over Niall?

You: No

You: Ziall smut

Stranger: You serious?! I love Ziall! My otp

You: Really? Me too!

Stranger: Yeah! There's so much sexual frustrations between them It's crazy

You: ... You got that right!

Stranger: So what's your name? You seem cool

You: Zamertha

Stranger: Er, k... for a boy?

You: Yeah, my parents aren't really right in the head

Stranger: Riiight... I see that... I'm Nellie :)

You: Cute!

Stranger: Thanks! Can I just call you Zam?

You: Yeah sure, most people do

Stranger: Cool :) Can I ask you a question?

You: Sure, anything

Stranger: Are you gay?

You: Yeah I think so

Stranger: How did you find out?

You: Well girls ended up boring me and then I had a huge crush on Niall and started liking boys more

Stranger: Ah

You: Why are you asking?

Stranger: Because I might or might not be a boy

You: But you said you were a girl?

Stranger: And you said you were 48

You: True

Stranger: Confessions?

You: Sure, on you go