Aries: Hey Leo, I bet I can start a fire before you!
Leo: No way! *Runs, jumps over a picnic table, pushes Pisces out of the way to get to the firepit* I am so ready for this!
Libra and Gemini: *look at each other* Well, as long as they don't kill each other, right?
Aquarius: This should be entertaining!
Cancer: *Grabs Scorpio, runs away before they can be burned alive*
Pisces: *Runs away with Cancer and Scorpio before Leo pushes her again*
Taurus: Well, I should probably take this with me, just in case *grabs watermelon and runs after Pisces*
Virgo and Capricorn: Feel like they should be doing something about the wildfire Aries and Leo are about to cause, but decide that they really want to see this
Sagittarius: Can't really decide who to root for, waving sparklers around in a frenzy
After the competition:
Leo: I WON! IN YOUR FACE, ARIES!
Aries: *mumbles something unintelligible, they can only hear the word "cheater"*
Gemini: *pats the angry Aries on the arm*
Virgo: Hey, where did Scorpio, Cancer, Pisces, and Taurus go?
All: *search for the four. Find them huddled on the wilderness, eating watermelon*
Capricorn: Hey guys, it's time to go back. The competition is over.
Cancer, Pisces, and Scorpio stand up. Taurus stays, eating.
Scorpio: Hey, Taurus, if you go back, we can grill this watermelon!
Taurus: *Runs back to camp with lightning speed*
(written by http://itsnotignoring-imboycottingyou.tumblr.com/)
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