the signs camping

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Aries: Hey Leo, I bet I can start a fire before you!

Leo: No way! *Runs, jumps over a picnic table, pushes Pisces out of the way to get to the firepit* I am so ready for this!

Libra and Gemini: *look at each other* Well, as long as they don't kill each other, right?

Aquarius: This should be entertaining!

Cancer: *Grabs Scorpio, runs away before they can be burned alive*

Pisces: *Runs away with Cancer and Scorpio before Leo pushes her again*

Taurus: Well, I should probably take this with me, just in case *grabs watermelon and runs after Pisces*

Virgo and Capricorn: Feel like they should be doing something about the wildfire Aries and Leo are about to cause, but decide that they really want to see this

Sagittarius: Can't really decide who to root for, waving sparklers around in a frenzy

After the competition:

Leo: I WON! IN YOUR FACE, ARIES!

Aries: *mumbles something unintelligible, they can only hear the word "cheater"*

Gemini: *pats the angry Aries on the arm*

Virgo: Hey, where did Scorpio, Cancer, Pisces, and Taurus go?

All: *search for the four. Find them huddled on the wilderness, eating watermelon*

Capricorn: Hey guys, it's time to go back. The competition is over.

Cancer, Pisces, and Scorpio stand up. Taurus stays, eating.

Scorpio: Hey, Taurus, if you go back, we can grill this watermelon!

Taurus: *Runs back to camp with lightning speed*


(written by http://itsnotignoring-imboycottingyou.tumblr.com/)

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