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#BlameNiall2k15

Alannah.styles: you lil shits better get ur asses over here
niallhoran: what
harrystyles: I'm on a juice cleanse :)
fakeliampayne: yes sir
Alannah.styles: Liam..
fakeliampayne: sorry
Alannah.styles: where's the other one.
Alannah.styles: LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON
Alannah.styles: GET OVER HERE
Alannah.styles: NOW
louist91: um

Alannah.styles named the conversation "EXPLAIN OR PAY THE PRICE"

louist91: explain what
niallhoran: what's the price
harrystyles: I have a lot of money
harrystyles: I think I'm gonna buy some more shirts..
harrystyles: but in different colors! :)
louist91: fooking frog
Alannah.styles: Louis what's going on with all the baby drama
Alannah.styles: please I'm exhausted
fakeliampayne: why would you be exhausted
niallhoran: yeah we're the ones who go on tour
harrystyles: and make music videos
louist91: and write/record songs
Alannah.styles: are you kidding me rn
harrystyles: no
harrystyles: but I could tell a joke if you want:)
Alannah.styles: harry please explain to the class why you have all that money
harrystyles: because I'm in one direction
Alannah.styles: and who do you think sells their first born child to go to your shows ?
fakeliampayne: well hopefully no one
niallhoran: I'd sell my first born child to see One direction live
niallhoran: I'm 1D af
louist91: as of right now I'm the only one with a first born child
Alannah.styles: ARE YOU FUCKFIDNT KIFDIDNG MER
louist91: what
niallhoran: I speak fangirl allow me to translate
niallhoran: she said
niallhoran: "Are you kidding me? I'm actually so emotional and unstable already and you just made it worse"
louist91: sorry
Alannah.styles: *mutters* fucking idiots
harrystyles: that's not very nice :(
harrystyles: be nice to nice
fakeliampayne: back to the question please
niallhoran: we were talking about selling children
fakeliampayne: don't let anyone see this conversation we'll get arrested
Alannah.styles: Harry why are you the biggest band in the world
harrystyles: the fans.
Alannah.styles: thATS RIGHT WHITE BOY
Alannah.styles: we fUCKING OWN YOU
Alannah.styles: AND WE DESERVE AN EXPLANATION
Alannah.styles: do you know how sTressful it is to be a directioner
Alannah.styles: there is so much drama and I can't keep up
Alannah.styles: I have given you everything
louist91: what about your virginity
Alannah.styles: I'm still waiting for that one *cough* Harold *cough*
niallhoran: ew
Alannah.styles: you guys have taken my sanity away just tell us the truth
fakeliampayne: okay ask a question and we'll answer
louist91: yeah
niallhoran: you guys are legends you deserve the truth
harrystyles: what if I was a farmer! :)
Alannah.styles: ok.
Alannah.styles: Louis, is Briana pregnant with your child ?
louist91: wow look at the time
louist91: I think it's time to go shopping for um
louist91: carrots
Alannah.styles: YOU DONT EVEN LIKE CARROTS
fakeliampayne: she called you out on that one
louist91: fook

louist91 named the conversation "#BlameNiall2k15"

niallhoran: HEY
niallhoran: fucking tWAT
Alannah.styles: LOUIS
louist91: gotta Zayn

louist91 left the conversation

Alannah.styles: I'm going to strangle him
harrystyles: if anyone cares
fakeliampayne: we don't
harrystyles: :(
harrystyles: if anyone cares I really like carrots!
Alannah.styles: if I wasn't in love with you, I would've dragged your sorry asses down to hell with me
niallhoran: nobody can drag me down
Alannah.styles: we'll see about that
fakeliampayne: run while you still can

fakeliampayne left the conversation
niallhoran left the conversation

Alannah.styles: I hate this band
harrystyles: all the love :) x