Squad |1D|

#SophiamSquad

niallhoran: hey lads
louist91: tf neil I was enjoying being away from you guys
fakeliampayne: :/
louist91: not you Liam
fakeliampayne: :)
louist91: where's Horton
niallhoran: why do you care ?
louist91: what
niallhoran: what happened in Wellington
fakeliampayne: alRight maTes
harrystyles: no love for you all today
fakeliampayne: aw why ? :(
harrystyles: I'm in a bad mood
niallhoran: what happened?
louist91: haha they probably ran out of kale at the store or something ridiculous like that
harrystyles: actUALLY THEY DID.
harrystyles: THEY RAN OUT Of kALE !1!11!
harrystyles: HOW AM I supPOSED TO MAKE MY KALE JUICE ????1?!!1?!
niallhoran: you couldn't last one day without it ?
harrystyles: noO
harrystyles: I AM ON A juICE CLEANSE
harrystyles: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLEANSE WITHOUT THE JUICE HUH ??
louist91: fooking frog. Deal with it. Take it like a man.
harrystyles: tiny
louist91: what
harrystyles: tiny lewee
louist91: what did you just say to me
fakeliampayne: oh shit
niallhoran: what do we do
fakeliampayne: grab the popcorn
fakeliampayne: eyyy
niallhoran: eyyyyyy
harrystyles: ur a tiny tiny lewee
louist91: shut ur fooking mouth pAL
harrystyles: tiny tiny tiny tiny little Louis
louist91: at least I don't wear girl shirts
harrystyles: whAt did you just sAy
louist91: you heard me big foot
harrystyles: I don't like geNder stereotYPES hedgehog
louist91: hedgehog? Tf Horton?
harrystyles: stop calling me Horton :((((
louist91: thEN doNT calL mE TINY
harrystyles: teeny tiny lewee
niallhoran: alright I think that's enough
louist91: fook off nelly !
niallhoran: did you
niallhoran: did you just call me nelly ?
niallhoran: that's a girls name
louist91: then it fits
harrystyles: I don't like gender sterEO TYPES !!
fakeliampayne: ah okay let's do something else shall we lads?
louist91: I'm 5'9
fakeliampayne: what
louist91: I'm foOking 5'9 alRighT
fakeliampayne: ok lad
harrystyles: sorry for my behavior. That was wrong. All the love
fakeliampayne: aw that was nice of you
fakeliampayne: Louis ?
louist91: no
louist91: I do what I want
niallhoran: he's right. He's king
louist91: did I give you permission to speak to me
niallhoran: no. Sorry master.
fakeliampayne: master?
niallhoran: um. I meant *clears throat* Louis
niallhoran: autocorrect aha
niallhoran: *sweats nervously*
fakeliampayne: moving on..
fakeliampayne: did you enjoy the ball last night Louis
louist91: it was great. I was so happy.
louist91: you know, what ever I can do to make those little kids lives more special. They deserve so much.
fakeliampayne: same. They were beautiful
fakeliampayne: and I got to be a fairy :))
niallhoran: yeah payno you looked great
fakeliampayne: tommo I'm glad you're my best friend
louist91: yeah I would be too. I'm fooking amazing
louist91: jk. Ily2 payno
niallhoran: lilo is my brotp :))
harrystyles: I am so happy for those little kids I love kids so much :))
harrystyles: good job boys
louist91: thanks lad
niallhoran: larry
niallhoran: do you want to know what my favorite part was
louist91: what
niallhoran: the part where Liam auctioned for the bag for Sophia
niallhoran: my parents are goals
niallhoran: um I mean SOPHIAM is goals
fakeliampayne: oh yeah. About that.
fakeliampayne: tommo...
louist91: but Liam, was Sophia happy ?
fakeliampayne: yes ..
louist91: then that's all that matters
harrystyles: Sophia is so nice :)) all the love for her
niallhoran: do I get any love
harrystyles: no
fakeliampayne: I'm so lucky to have her

niallhoran named the conversation
"#sophiamsquad"

fakeliampayne: I really do love her
louist91: we know
niallhoran: yeah all you do is talk about her
louist91: Niall look at what you literally just named the convo
louist91: get ur shit together
niallhoran: sorry
harrystyles: one day I hope Niall finds someone who loves golf as much as he does
harrystyles: and one day I hope Louis finds someone who is as teeny as him :)
fakeliampayne: harry why
niallhoran: oh no
harrystyles: all the love :)
louist91: FOOK YOU HORTON