louist91 added fakeliampayne to the conversation
louist91 added niallhoran to the conversation
louist91: do I have to
fakeliampayne: yes
louist91: why
fakeliampayne: because it's my birthday and I said so
louist91: 😒
louist91 added harrystyles to the conversation
louist91: hello enemy
harrystyles: ?
niallhoran: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIAM
louist91: happy birthday Payno 😎
harrystyles: 22 years and 9 months ago Liam's parents did the dirty, and I want to thank them for that because now we have this ball of sunshine
louist91: 🌞
fakeliampayne: thanks lads :)
niallhoran: tommo why are you using so many emojis
louist91: I was pressured by the modern world
fakeliampayne: so for my birthday present I want one thing
niallhoran: I don't have any money
louist91: how the fook do you not have any money Neil? We're in the same band and get paid the same.
niallhoran: wait they pay you guys??
fakeliampayne: moving on ...
fakeliampayne: I want one thing
harrystyles: you've got that one thing
louist91: 🎶so get out get out of my head🎶
niallhoran: and fall into my arms instead
fakeliampayne: I don't I don't don't know what it is :))
harrystyles: cuz you've got that one thing
louist91: and I need that one thing
niallhoran: *whispers* Larry
fakeliampayne added niazkilam to the conversation
louist91: LIAM I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS THE ONE THING
louist91: CHOOSE SOMETHING ELSE
fakeliampayne: NO THIS IS WHAT I WANT
harrystyles: I want I want I want
niallhoran: no more Harold
harrystyles: :(
niazkilam: hi boys
harrystyles: hi zayn! :))
niallhoran: aye mate!
fakeliampayne: bro
niazkilam: bro
harrystyles: ziam is real
louist91: zitch
niazkilam: what
louist91: zass hole
niazkilam: ?
louist91: ZUCK YOU ZAYN
fakeliampayne: you alright Lou?
louist91: NO IM NOT FOOKIN ALRIGHT THIS ZITCH FOOKING LEFT US FOR NAUGHTY BURRITO
niazkilam: I'm not with him anymore
niallhoran: zaughty was such a fake ship omg
louist91: you're not with Perrie anymore either
niazkilam: let's not talk about that
louist91: you have serious commitment issues
fakeliampayne: Louis stop it
louist91: 👿
harrystyles: knock knock !
fakeliampayne: who's there?
niallhoran: the door is open
louist91: get the fook off my property
harrystyles: abby!
fakeliampayne: Abby who?
louist91: once I met a chick named Abby
harrystyles: Abby birthday to you!!
fakeliampayne: aw that was cute :)
louist91: that sucked more ass than Zayn does
fakeliampayne: stop it Louis you're ruining my birthday
niazkilam: he obviously doesn't want me in here, I'll leave
fakeliampayne: no zayny don't :(
louist91: yes zayny do
harrystyles added Alannah.styles to the conversation
niallhoran: why did you add her
niazkilam: I don't like her
louist91: neither do I
fakeliampayne: wow you agreed on something
louist91: shit
louist91: I actually like her a lot she appreciated my sassiness
harrystyles: I love her
niallhoran: she's so mean to you though
Alannah.styles: I'm literally right here.
Alannah.styles: and I'm only mean to Harry because he hurts my heart
louist91: I swear if you get all poetic and sappy today I'm out
Alannah.styles: I have something that will make you laugh lucifer
louist91: I seriously doubt it
Alannah.styles: how long is nialls dick
niallhoran: don't do it
Alannah.styles: 👉🏻---------👈🏻 this long
louist91: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH SO TRUE LMAO
niallhoran: this is why I don't like her
niazkilam: did you just come in here to be mean
Alannah.styles: no I came here to serenade your boyfriend
niallhoran: who's his boyfriend
harrystyles: Liam duh
fakeliampayne: me
fakeliampayne: wait not me
louist91: I like this girl she's sassy like me
Alannah.styles: learned from the best
Alannah.styles: anyway Liam, happy birthday
Alannah.styles named the conversation "Happy Birthday Lima"
fakeliampayne: Lima?
Alannah.styles: just go with it.
Alannah.styles: anyway Liam I just wanted to say that you're one of the most amazing people on the planet.
Alannah.styles: you are the glue that holds this fandom together.
Alannah.styles: when a certain someone left the band
niazkilam: :/
niallhoran: it's true
Alannah.styles: you were there to make us laugh when all we wanted to do was cry
Alannah.styles: your whole life, the world has done nothing but try to bring you down. You were bullied, you had health issues, you were embarrassed on TV, no one came to your 16th birthday party
Alannah.styles: but through all of this there is one thing you continued to do
louist91: he stayed determined
harrystyles: he continued to do his best
niallhoran: he never stopped trying
niazkilam: he stayed passionate and caring
Alannah.styles: exactly
Alannah.styles: Liam you deserve the world, but the world could never deserve you.
fakeliampayne: :')
fakeliampayne: thank you so much
Alannah.styles: I know you never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile
louist91: you've never loved your stomach or your thighs
niallhoran: the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
niazkilam: but you're perfect to me
harrystyles: i won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
harrystyles: but if I do
harrystyles: it's you
niallhoran: it's you
louist91: oh it's you they add up to
niazkilam: and I'm in love with you
Alannah.styles: and all your little things
louist91: ❤️
fakeliampayne: I'm crying :')))
Alannah.styles: NO CRYING THERE IS ALREADY TOO MUch CRYING IN THE FANDOM TODAY
fakeliampayne: sorry :)
Alannah.styles added Sophiaxsmith to the conversation
Sophiaxsmith: happy birthday babe
fakeliampayne: aw thanks hun
Alannah.styles: *places birthday cake in front of you*
niazkilam: happy birthday to you
louist91: happy birthday to you! 🎈
niallhoran: happy birthday
harrystyles: dear Liam
Sophiaxsmith: happy birthday
fakeliampayne: SING IT
Alannah.styles: does he do this all the time
Sophiaxsmith: yes
niallhoran: yes
niazkilam: yes
harrystyles: yes
louist91: every fooking day
Alannah.styles: all the love Liam but
harrystyles: hey that's my thing :(
louist91: adios
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niazkilam: bro
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harrystyles: all the love Liam x. H.
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fakeliampayne: wattpad you have been the loudest crowd so far
fakeliampayne: to all the readers good night!
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FanfictionNiallhoran named the conversation "SQUAD" A series of group chats featuring One Direction and friends. |This story is in the form of texting and if you don't like that don't read this book|
