Monday: FOUR MONTHS-
Caleb: Why is he shouting?
Oliver: Just ignore hi-
Monday: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
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Emily: You can’t just add "and stuff" to the end of a threat and call it vague.
Deco: I absolutely can… and stuff.
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Gabriel: I have a plan.
Marco: Is it a good plan?
Gabriel: Define “good.”
Marco: Does it involve fire?
Marco: …Define “fire.”
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Andrew: I wasn’t that drunk.
Anthony: You asked the Roomba if it had feelings.
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Dylan: Why are you hiding in the fridge?
Jaxon:It’s my emotional support appliance.
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Jayden: You lied to me.
Sameul: That doesn’t sound like me. That sounds like someone who lied to you.
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Mona: I once ate a crayon because I wanted to know what "purple" tasted like.
Lin:And???
Mona: It tasted like disappointment and wax.
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Emily: Are you okay?
Sameul: I just realised clouds are really just sky jellyfish and now I’m afraid of the sky.
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Henry: Why is there glitter everywhere?
Levi: I sneezed while holding a fairy hostage.
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[bros groupchat.]
Andrew: I just realised that "never" is the contraction of "not ever"
Aiden: and "blush" is the
contraction of "blood rush"
Ethan: and "studying" is the contraction of "student dying"
[read by all at 9:47pm.]
Ethan: please say something I felt proud
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She's their life
Teen FictionMona, a 12-year-old girl who has always felt like an orphan, grows up selling hot dogs and sausages, believing she has no family and no surname to call her own. But everything changes when she discovers that she does have a family-one far larger th...
