My Life With The Creepypastas

Revenge of the Dorito Lover

JANE: *lying on my bed* why would he do that?!?!! why??!!

ME: uh huh... go on *sitting on a chair next to the bed, wearing reading glasses, and holding a note pad and pen*

JANE: WHY WOULD HE EAT ALL OF MY DORITOS?!?! T^T

ME: mmhm... *scribble scribble*

JANE: THOSE WERE MY DORITOS!!! YOU KNOW WHO DO THINGS LIKE THAT?!?!! CRAZY PEOPLE! >_<

ME: uh huh... yes... *scribble scribble*

JANE: *looks at me* can you stop it with the psychiatrist look? -_-

ME: but why? i like make believe psychology :3 *scribble scribble*

JANE: *slaps my hand making me drop my note pad and pen*

ME: hey! thats my psychology note pad and pen!!! >_<

JANE: i hate it when you write things about me on your note pad -_-

ME: i wasnt writing

JANE: yes you were

ME: *picks up note pad and pen from the floor* i was drawing

JANE: what

ME: i was drawing a puppy *shows her what i drew on the note pad*

JANE: -_-

ME: why are you mad anyway? i always snuck in your room and steal some doritos but i never hear you complaining :3

JANE: you what?!

ME: whoops :P

JANE: hmmm... whatever... but i cant forgive Ej for his actions *crossed arms*

ME: but i thought you like him?

JANE: i do but not like that! its just complicated... i like him but he's kind of a jerk to me soooo... i think i hate that but then he's adorably stupid and i can make fun of him and then he'll be mad! and its so cute >:3

ME: hihihi... i call that kismesisitude

JANE: what?

ME: you two would be a perfect fit for kismesis! awww...

JANE: wait is this another Homestuck sh*t?! girl you know i dont read that

ME: *mimic*

JANE: -_- i dont know about that kissmertilude stuff but i dont like it

ME: *whisper to self* i still ship it!

JANE: oh my god! im next to you and you still think that your LOUD whisper isnt heard :|

ME: *shrugs* you two are so adorable with each other! you cant blame me for shipping you guys :P

JANE: yeah... that's why i ship you and Toby before :3

ME: *blushed* >///< nooooooo!!!

JANE: ehehe... anyway i gotta go...

ME: go where?

JANE: hunting

ME: hunting?

JANE: yes, hunting Ej

ME: ihihihi :D

TOBY: *kick open the door* HEY SAMMY!!!!!

ME: my door!!! why you keep doing that!!! >_<

TOBY: *shrugs* cause i can! :P

JANE: heh... im gonna leave now...  ;)

TOBY: yeah!

ME: no dont leave me please! *does  puppy eyes*

JANE: aw... you know that doesnt work on my :3

ME: *do more dramatic puppy eyes*

JANE: nuh uh... *wears shades* not this time! see yah dweebs! *glared at Toby* dont do anything stupid with my bff *leaves my room*

TOBY: 0-0

ME: Jaaane! >///<

TOBY: uhh... you ok?

ME: y-yeah -///-

~IN THE GARAGE~

SADDIE: aha! CHAINSAW!!!! *starts to destroy everything with chainsaw*

SILVER: ahaha... th-thats cute!

SADDIE: aw... thanks Silver! its been a while since we hang out

SILVER: yeah i guess

JANE: *walks in* hey guys! sorry to interrupt but have you seen a shotgun here??

SADDIE: yeah! somewhere.. *looks for it*

JANE: *looks at Silver* sup!

SILVER: uhh.. h-hey! why do you need a s-shotgun??

JANE: gonna go kill Ej

SADDIE: found it! *throws shotgun to Jane*

JANE: *awesome catch* thanks *walks away*

SILVER: she's hot

SADDIE: -_- grrr... why not just marry her?!

SILVER: i dont want to marry a hot girl, i want to marry you :3

SADDIE: -_-

SILVER: wow that went out wrong 0-0

SADDIE: *sigh* you are so awkward when being sweet :3 i like that! *hugs him*

~OUT THE WOODS~

JANE: EJ! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!?

EJ: you called??? *sitting on a branch of a tree*

JANE: *points the shotgun at him* im here to avenge my precious doritos!!!

EJ: *jumps down* bring it on!!

JANE: grr... for DORITOS!!!! *gun shots but missed him* hnnng.... hold still dammit!

EJ: wow... WEAAAK!!!!

JANE: grr... you are dead! *throws the shotgun at Ej and hit him on the face*

EJ: ow!

JANE: HA! gotcha! *jumps over him*

EJ: hnnggg... get the f*ck off!!!

JANE: REVENGE!!! *holds out raspberry pie* REVENGE FOR MY SWEET DORITOS!!! *pie slam Ej* BWAHAHAH!!!

EJ: >_< *pushed Jane away* dammit!

JANE: oof! ow! *stand up then dust herself* enjoy your pie dweeb! *smoke bomb then disappeared*

EJ: *left lying on the ground with pie smeared all over his face*

~INSIDE BEN's ROOM~

BEN: *playing video games with Emily*

EMILY: i do not understand this game...

BEN: do not understand?! you beat me like 3 times in a row... how could you not understand this game?! 0-0

EMILY: *shrugs*

EJ: *barge in through the window*

BEN: uhh... what happened to you? 0-0

EJ: Jane happened to me -_-

EMILY: pfft... :3

BEN: heh... your face almost made her laugh XD

EMILY: why come through the window and not through the front door?

EJ: cause Jane will be expecting that -_-

BEN: hmm... yeah so can you please get out now? i am trying to beat this chic here *gestured at Emily*

EJ: *mimic then leaves*