My Life With The Creepypastas

Me, You and Jack

SALLY: hey Jazzy!!! have you seen Sam?

JAZZY: she went out with Liu :)

JANE: *sigh* they grow up so fast... *wipes tears*

SALLY: oh yeah... how about EJ???

JAZZY: *shrugs*

~IN SOME KIND OF A RESTAURANT~

ME: *holding Liu's hand under the table* *blushing extremely* ^/////^

LIU: *sees Ej outside the restaurant* look it's Ej *waves at him* me and EJ are close friends now :)

ME: >_<" *thinking to myself* ok... what is Ej doing here?!!

*music started to play (ME, YOU AND STEVE/jack by GARFUNKLE AND OATES)

ME: *started singing in my head*

Candlelight and moonlight all around us

I look into your eyes

You hold my hand underneath the table

And I can't disguise the way I feel

I could've wish a thousand wishes For this night I can't believe

That it's finally me and you and you and me

Just us and your friend Jack

Do do do do do do do Jack

Do do do do do do do leave

What's the deal with your friend Jack? Oh, hey, how it's going? *waves at EJ*

EJ: *waves back*

LIU AND ME: *went to LJ's (Laughing Jack) circus*

ME: *continues singing* You took me out for whoppers and to the movies

I was hoping for romance

You even took me to LJ's circus

I thought there was a chance we'd be alone

I could've wish a thousand wishes For Jack to disappear

What the heck's your freaking problem?

Why he's always here? *sees Ej behind our seat*

Do do do do do do do Jack

Do do do do do do Go away, what's the deal with your friend Jack?

Oh, hey, how it's going? *waves at EJ*

It's not that I don't like your friend

But how many hours with him can you spend?

And it's not that I don't think he's great

But it's only you, only you

I wanna fellate... *stopped singing in my head then snapped out*

~OUTSIDE THE CIRCUS~

ME: *crossed arms* -_-"

LIU: what's wrong Sam?

ME: that... *gesture at EJ, hidding behind a tree*

LIU: EJ?

EJ: oh hey! *waves while sweat drops* ^_^"

ME: *pulled Ej* can i talk to you? >_<

LIU: 0-0?

ME: ok Ej... what's the deal with you? why are you stalking us?! >_<

EJ: uhhh... *sweat drops* i just wanna make sure that you're fine...

ME: i'm fine! you don't have to follow us... -_-

EJ: sorry.. :( i think i should go now... *walks away*

ME: *sigh* *walked towards Liu* so should we continue our date?

LIU: of course! ^_^

*thunder rumbling*

ME: 0-0 oh great!!! it's going to rain! >_<

LIU: hmmm... maybe we should go back home...

ME: *sigh* ok.. :'(

~IN THE MANSION's KITCHEN~

HOODIE: so how did their date go???

EJ: well i guess i went too far in stalking them...

HOODIE: we warned you *derp face*

*door slammed*

HOODIE AND EJ: 0_0 why are you guys all wet?

LIU: it rained... *looks at me* i'll get you a towel for you*runs off*

ME: *glaring at EJ* grrrrrr.... i didn't get to enjoy my date because of a certain person who keeps following us -_-"

EJ: 0-0" uhhh... sorry

ME: *walks upstairs*

HOODIE: heh... she's really mad

EJ: :'( i know *head down*

OTHER CP GIRLS: *walks in* why is Sam looked pissed???

HOODIE: don't look at me... ask Ej *walks away*

GIRLS: *looked at Ej* well???

EJ: uhhh *sweat drops* i kinda uhhh... *scratched head* followed them and you know, sort of uhhh...

GIRLS: 0_0 WHAT?!!!!

JAZZY: dude!!!! no one should follow someone's date...

JANE: *sigh* do you know that you're stupid? *crossed arms*

NINA: boys... tsk tsk tsk

GIRLS: yeah... *shakes head*