Slothin' (One Direction)

Mickey Mouse wuz lyke no oder bitch. She wuz born to a unicorn madre and a reebit vader. She tayk afta her momey as a unicorn. All dese boyz be wanting her to ride dey dick but she ain't gon have dat shit. She meets Hurry Steeles (vampeer), Louee Tomolinsan (fairy), Zaine Maleek (wherewolf), Niel Hoeran ( lepreckan), and Leeam Pain (angel).