Slothin' (One Direction)

Chp. Tree

 "I'm going to pee in me pantz. Wur r u?" I shout/asked. The blue liquid seeped from my... tacco and made a lake sized puddle on the floor. I spotted a small dog swimming in me pee. "Ew, dog! Get away!" I flailed me arms like a bird. The dog barked and became its "natural form". First its large dick grew out to 7 inches. "Holy shit!" I exasperated in astonishment. His arms and legs grew longer. His face contorted to more of a human like structure. "Ello m'lady." He greeted and kissed the back of my hand. "Why are you naked?" I asked. "Don't judge THE Zaine Maleek!" He squealed and ran away while fixing his raven black hurr. I stripped down until I was completely naked, thinking it was some new trend.  I ran and flailed my arms around until I reached Zaine. I jumped on his back and he flipped me around so the I was facing him. He pulled me closer and his growing member stabbed my stomach leaving a deep, bloody wound. "I'm so sorry!" He screeched. He hoisted me up and took me to the nearest bakery. 

OOOHHHH CLIFFHAYNGERRR!