Slothin' (One Direction)

Biatches, u kayn kount. Wat kind of fukery?

 I could feel myself start to loose consciousness as the thick green liquid dripped endlessly from the gaping hole. "Get me sum bread!" He demanded. An old lady, strangely resembling a dinosaur, made a groaning sound and handed us a large loaf of bread. Zaine leaped toward the bread, dropping me in the process. "Merp!" I screamed. Zaine took the bread and shoved it into the oozing wound. Immediately, the wound healed, and the green ooze had soaked into the bread. The dinosaur lady flew over the counter and grabbed the dripping bread out of Zaine's hand and shoved it down her throat. The lady started to choke harshly, then died.