His body turned jelly-like and blue. "Ne-ed wa-ter." He complained. His tentacles stung me all over, begging for water. An idea popped into my head. "I'll use Niall's trick to instant re-hydration!" I pulled down my cow bottoms, the utters spewing milk and syrup. I squatted over his mouth and let the purple liquid seep from my roast beef curtains. He swallowed gratefully and started eating my roast beef curtains. I squealed and released more liquid. He shriveled up and turned to ashes! I stared in disbelief at the pile of sand under me. "No!" I screamed and rolled around in his dead remains. I scooped up handfuls and shoved them in my throat.
Dat wuz so sayd. OMG iem criyn.
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ParanormalDis Iz a story me and me BFFL mayd. Her name is Maddy. K.