Slothin' (One Direction)

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I tried to gallop away but all the boys held me down. The ground started to move and I realized that we were in a car. "IT'S MARIO!" An Italian accent spoke. "Wut do you want from me?" I slowly sputtered out. Their faces contorted into evil, animal like grins. The grins faded and the Pillsbury Dough Boy came from around the corner and started to poke my stomach. Mario shook my titties and I woke up slowly. It was my brother. "Hey! You fell asleep after mom killed the sloth, wake up!" "HOLY FUCKING JELLO I WAS SLEEPING?" "Um, yeh. You kinda jizzed in the floor." He added with a cheeky grin. "It tastes like fruit punch." His eyes turned black.

OOOOOOOH.